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Oct 23, 2005 23:09

Mal: Can you please help me put the shish kabobs together while I finish making the soup?

F.: Sure.

F. gets to work, his back turned to me, while I'm on the other side of the kitchen by the stove.

F.: Oink-oink...mooo mooo...swishhhhh...zooom!

Pause.

F.: Oink-oink...mooo mooo...swishhhhh...zooom!

Pause.

F.: Oink-oink...mooo mooo...swishhhhh...zooom!

Pause.

F.: Oin...

Mal: Sweetie? What are you doing?

F.: Sound effects while assembling our kebobs.

Mal: Ok. So, the oink-oink is for the bacon that you are wrapping around the meat. What is the moo moo for?

F.: The piece of cow around which the bacon strip goes.

Mal: But...um...sweetie? That's chicken!

F.: Well, it's dark brown!

Mal: Yes, that's what happens to chicken when it's been marinating in soya sauce for a few hours.

F.: Oh.

I love my husband. :-)
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