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Aug 14, 2003 17:02




the rules do not apply

i hate goths.
i hate people who feel the need to dress like sluts, especially when they don't have the body for it.
i hate cam whores.
i hate cam whores who feel the need to dress like sluts, especially when they don't have the body for it. note: i'm not against fat people. i'm one of them, but i wouldn't wanna see myself in a fishnet top, so why the hell would i wanna see another overweight person in one?
i hate goth cam whores.
i hate goth cam whores who feel the need to dress like sluts, especially when they don't have the body for it.
i like muppets.
i hate goth cam whores who feel the need to dress like sluts, especially when they don't have the body for it and who look like muppets because now when i see a muppet, i'm gonna think "hey, a muppet! sweet." and that thought will last however long it takes for me to think "hey, a muppet! sweet." and then i'll think "fuck, that goth cam whore who felt the need to dress like a slut even though she didn't have the body for it looks like that muppet." and then i'll be disgusted with muppets, all because of a stupid goth cam whore.
cunt is my favorite word. don't add me if swearing bothers you.
if you're going to fill out surveys that have a bunch of stupid questions and usually ask about the frequency of your bowel movements 6 times, use an lj cut.
if you want to write a million page entry, go for it, unless it has to do with a survey.
i like industrial. my music is without a doubt much better than yours. if you can't acknowledge this, don't add me.
if you have a uniboob, don't add me.
i hate ravers. if you're a raver, you can't read, so there's no point in telling you not to add me.
i hate hippies. take a shower, get a job, and add me so i can tell you to fuck off for being a stupid hippie in the first place.
if you're going to bitch about your shitty life all the time because your parents won't take you shopping at hot topic, don't add me. shut the fuck up and kill yourself.
i hate: creed, godsmack, staind, nirvana, and nine inch nails, among others. if you're going to clog my journal with shit from these bands, don't add me. shut the fuck up and kill yourself, and for you godsmack fans, get the fuck away, or some shit. that's the only thing you seem to understand. twits.
net slang: the occasional omg or lol is tolerable, but i still hate it. if you plan on clogging my journal with net slang, i will reach through the monitor jetsons style and give you four across the eyes, and yes, it will sting.
i'm an asshole. if you don't like assholes, don't add me.
this list is far from all-inclusive.
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