last night summed up in five minutes of chat
airgiodslv: My mother is telling me all about Orlando Bloom's new exclusive line of mineral products for men!
Me: ...
airgiodslv: Skin cream, lip balm, for protection and healthy-looking skin, in a stylish carrying case!
Me: ...
Me: seriously?
airgiodslv: It's called "His Excellency!"
Me: .................................
airgiodslv: I cannot stop laughing.
Me: it is not
Me: you're making that up
airgiodslv: Johnny Depp wears it too!!!
Me: YOU'RE LYING TO ME
Me: RIGHT?
airgiodslv: THE INTERNET TELLS ME IT IS TRUE! *G*
Me: *LAUGHS FOREVER*
airgiodslv: There is a bronzer and applicator brush, also! Five bronzing shades so you can choose your own shade and match it perfectly to your skin! And then use the specially designed brush with the handle made just for men's hands to apply it! And a special, uh, glove thing?
airgiodslv: It all packs neatly into a kit so that His Excellency can take it with him and be confident that he looks good everywhere he goes!
Me: NO
Me: SHUT UP
Me: OMG
Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
airgiodslv: OH ORLANDO.
(...)
airgiodslv: http://www.piercemattiepublicrelations.com/beautydivision/2007/10/his_excellency_the_first_miner.html
airgiodslv: Oh god, they GO UNDETECTED in their mineral makeup!
Me: AHAHAHAHA OH GOD YES!!!!!
Me: H\E products are ideal for men searching for maximum protection from the sun along with overall coverage without detection
airgiodslv: CANNOT HANDLE!
airgiodslv: YES!!!
Me: THE DRAMATIC WAY IN WHICH IT IS UNDERLINED, TOO
airgiodslv: Both times!
Me: YYYYY
airgiodslv: AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
Me: IT IS OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE THAT HIS EXCELLENCY GO UNDETECTED
airgiodslv: OH MY GOD BETTINA WHAT IS THIS EVEN.
airgiodslv: *HANDS*
Me: ...
airgiodslv: Skin cream, lip balm, for protection and healthy-looking skin, in a stylish carrying case!
Me: ...
Me: seriously?
airgiodslv: It's called "His Excellency!"
Me: .................................
airgiodslv: I cannot stop laughing.
Me: it is not
Me: you're making that up
airgiodslv: Johnny Depp wears it too!!!
Me: YOU'RE LYING TO ME
Me: RIGHT?
airgiodslv: THE INTERNET TELLS ME IT IS TRUE! *G*
Me: *LAUGHS FOREVER*
airgiodslv: There is a bronzer and applicator brush, also! Five bronzing shades so you can choose your own shade and match it perfectly to your skin! And then use the specially designed brush with the handle made just for men's hands to apply it! And a special, uh, glove thing?
airgiodslv: It all packs neatly into a kit so that His Excellency can take it with him and be confident that he looks good everywhere he goes!
Me: NO
Me: SHUT UP
Me: OMG
Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
airgiodslv: OH ORLANDO.
(...)
airgiodslv: http://www.piercemattiepublicrelations.com/beautydivision/2007/10/his_excellency_the_first_miner.html
airgiodslv: Oh god, they GO UNDETECTED in their mineral makeup!
Me: AHAHAHAHA OH GOD YES!!!!!
Me: H\E products are ideal for men searching for maximum protection from the sun along with overall coverage without detection
airgiodslv: CANNOT HANDLE!
airgiodslv: YES!!!
Me: THE DRAMATIC WAY IN WHICH IT IS UNDERLINED, TOO
airgiodslv: Both times!
Me: YYYYY
airgiodslv: AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
Me: IT IS OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE THAT HIS EXCELLENCY GO UNDETECTED
airgiodslv: OH MY GOD BETTINA WHAT IS THIS EVEN.
airgiodslv: *HANDS*