it ain't true so don't print it
Go to The Quotations Page and pick out five quotes that reflect who you are or what you believe (or what you tell people on the internet you believe). Then re-post as a meme.
"Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself."
-- William Faulkner (1897 - 1962)
"Without tenderness, a man is uninteresting."
-- Marlene Dietrich (1901 - 1992)
"What is written without effort is in general read without pleasure."
-- Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784)
"I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
-- Robert McCloskey, State Department spokesman (attributed)
"You can call it the 'Perfect Moment' when the universe aligns and the music in your head actually matches the music outside and all is well."
-- Hugh Elliott, Standing Room Only, 04-18-2006