Ruijin takes on the world!

[maleficently]

So, on a DOA discussion thread recently, one of the other gals mentioned how she had a feeling her pukisha was going to be full of trouble and mischief and I commented that Ruijin was sensing a challenge to his title in the Rebel "Cat"-egory. (Get it? Pukisha? Cat face? Category...oh shush!)

She humorously replied that her Pukisha said "bring it on!"

So of course, Roo had to BRING IT.

Roo: Oh it is BROUGHTED!!




Roo: You want to mess with THIS? I'm the Prince of Badassness around here! (But Sixx is the King, because everyone knows you can't compete with those rock star guitarist. Stupid sexy guitars.)
But Roo, You said you had a crush on Si-
Roo: SHUSH UP HOOMAN!


Er... Roo..
Roo: Shhh! I'm talking! I can take you! One paw behind my back even!


Roo: ACK, why am I yellow?
My camera went into sepia mode for some reason, just .... you were saying?
Roo: Tell them how awesome I am!!
You're awesome.
Roo: Tell them about my motorcycle!
Roo, they know about the motor-
Roo: *spit-hiss-mrowl* Tell them!
*sigh* He has his own motorcycle..

Roo: That's right! I'm so badass I have my own hog and I can take you with BOTH hands behind my back and... and... yah!!


Roo, It's not really a HOG, its-

Roo: Hooman, who's side are you on? Who knows where you sleep!?

Er.. yes, so he's the Prince of Badass with his own motorcycle and uhm, he's awesome. Better?

Roo: *purr* Much....