VI. Punchdrunk.

[maleficentia]

For Christ's sake, there is a difference between COMPLICATED and COMPLEX. Why'd you have to go and make things so COMPLEX /// Why'd you have to go and COMPLICATE things.

[...]

and that will be all.

[...] For that matter, why in the world is that woman allowed to exist

Comments

[bonesandbottles]

The words, they are blending.

[maleficentia]

This hasn't happened since

f cking p n

Oxford

[maleficentia]

I think the fact that it takes more alcohol as you get older is a ploy.

from the industry, of course.

[maleficentia]

---the industry of alcohol.

[weekafternext]

Oh, my. We haven't regressed into conspiracy theories already, have we, darling?

[maleficentia]

You say that as though it's a bad thing. perhaps I've been missing out on something all these years by dismissing them as certifiably insane.

Besides this was expensive.

[weekafternext]

[maleficentia]

Anne, yes, thank you for understanding. Campus radio whilst buzzed is not advisable.

and who really has the energy to chase people about, green or otherwise.

Absinthe is overrated.

[weekafternext]

[maleficentia]

From what she tells me, yes. But Klutch is already here.

[weekafternext]

[maleficentia]

Oho Anne, this is why we get along so well.

I'm not actually positive where he's wandered off to, to be honest.

[weekafternext]

[maleficentia]

Yes, well, clearly I don't put too much stock in charm.

Shh don't speak her name. My acute senses have picked up on the fact that she thinks I am a bad influence. Unfounded accusations, clearly. I am a fucking angel.

[weekafternext]

[maleficentia]

It was an indirect compliment; really, Anne.

Well that's a relief. Wouldn't want to disappoint the hordes of screaming fans.