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[maleficentia]

"Prank War"?

Some of us have real problems. And jobs, for that matter.

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[swannish]

How does a prank war constitute a problem, real or imaginary?

Warfare aside, the dorms should be avoided at all costs on April Fools. If I see one more Saran-wrapped toilet, (like you don't check when idiots inhabit the same premises) it'll be way too soon.

[maleficentia]

The chaos said war incurred, it would seem, has caused a number of unnecessary problems.

Thank you so terribly much for that. I always enjoy advice I'll never have occasion to use.

[swannish]

If there's nothing new to gripe about, those inclined to complain will just re-hash the old stuff. At least it gives them material?

Oh I just live to be a useless font of information. It's my chief ambition, along with 'high class call girl' and 'astronaut'.

[maleficentia]

And yet, it is my dearest hope that one day they will all run out of material.

Best attend your studies, then. A proper university education will give you the qualifications for all three.

[swannish]

Unfortunately, the yen to bitch and complain overcomes a lack of any material.

Why does anyone attend university for any other reason?

[maleficentia]

To get one's professorial qualifications, clearly.

[swannish]

There's that. Unless that qualifies under 'useless information' because obviously, the grand majority of students aren't there to learn. If the number of potheads (or oregano-heads, they seriously can't tell the difference) are any indication.