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Same lock. strucktwelve March 24 2008, 08:14:54 UTC

It's always the ones you least suspect. Except for yours truly, I'm beyond reproach.

Briefly. On my way home now.

(a few minutes later.)

Ew. I just called New York home.

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Same lock. maleficentia March 24 2008, 08:17:17 UTC
I wouldn't be too hard on yourself. It has a way of doing that.

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Same lock. strucktwelve March 24 2008, 08:21:24 UTC

Lady Liberty has me contracting Stockholm's Syndrome. Bloody hell.

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Same lock. maleficentia March 24 2008, 08:31:22 UTC
Don't let's get carried away. New York loves you, despite what Starbucks would have you believe.

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Same lock. strucktwelve March 24 2008, 08:35:00 UTC

Lies, all. You're one of them.

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Same lock. maleficentia March 24 2008, 08:48:38 UTC
I can't deny that. Born and bred.

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Same lock. strucktwelve March 24 2008, 08:54:45 UTC

But you went to Oxford, yeah?

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Same lock. maleficentia March 24 2008, 08:56:38 UTC
Yes. But whilst it's a lovely school, I can't say it kidnapped my spirit. Too gay.

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Same lock. strucktwelve March 24 2008, 08:58:26 UTC

You managed to elude the siren call of the dorm circle jerk? Impressive.

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Same lock. maleficentia March 24 2008, 09:15:04 UTC
It isn't my cup of tea, to keep with the theme.

Not that I can claim to have ever seen one of those personally.

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Same lock. strucktwelve March 24 2008, 09:18:03 UTC

I was under the impression they were conducted school-wide with relative regularity before meals. Not once?

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Re: Same lock. maleficentia March 24 2008, 09:30:08 UTC
Propaganda, all. It's all in the subtext.

--besides, didn't you go to Cambridge?

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Same lock. strucktwelve March 24 2008, 09:53:39 UTC

Cambridge >>> Oxford.

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Same lock. maleficentia March 24 2008, 09:57:10 UTC
Why, in God's name, must it always be a pissing contest on these things. You'd think I made people insecure, or something similar.

To the subject, I can't speak to Cambridge's relative academic prowess in comparison to my alma mater. They are, however, decidedly more gay.

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Same lock. strucktwelve March 24 2008, 10:11:20 UTC

You wish you had that sort of power, love. School pride's been hammered into me since the cradle - though that's rather ironic, considering where I was born.

Oxford inculcation. We've got Peter Cook, we win.

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Re: Same lock. maleficentia March 24 2008, 10:29:30 UTC
Which was where, exactly?

Oh Christ, don't let's make this an alumni comparison.

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