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[maleficentia]

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[weekafternext]

You're welcome, dearest.

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[maleficentia]

The petnames are coming at me left and right, today.

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[weekafternext]

Aside from it being your birthday and, therefore, our having every right to hurl mortifying epithets your way, you really can't expect me to simply go without them, darling. I'm the exception.

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[maleficentia]

What dear friends I have.

I'd offer up something along the lines of "Yes, but you might give it a rest for my birthday," but I fear it might come across as disingenuous.

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[weekafternext]

Naturally, you love us.

I think the plethora of baked goods, dinner items, and wine is more than enough to compensate for my pet names, my dear.

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[maleficentia]

Nothing can make up for it. But I accept them gratefully.

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[weekafternext]

Oh, surely they aren't that bad. Be happy I haven't begun to condescend to you in French.

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[maleficentia]

To be frank, that might be an enjoyable change of pace.

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[weekafternext]

Good Lord, I hope your birthday has simply raised your proclivity towards sarcasm, dearest, or I should be sorely disappointed.

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[maleficentia]

My obloquy and insincerity know no bounds, of course.

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[strucktwelve]

Sweetpea?

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[maleficentia]

Drive your car into the East River?

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[strucktwelve]

No car, thank your lucky stars!

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[maleficentia]

--or?