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[malecrit]

eva_c asked for "vaguely Muggle crime-related" fics. I'm sure a little illegal drug use doesn't count for crime, but I'm still blaming this on her. Not very edited, and the drug-related bits may be horrible, but my, er, reference for that isn't online at the moment.

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[_aubade]

i just reread this because it has a special place in my heart :P and i actually totally love it. i liked it before but your details, jennifucker, are superb.

i like this

Rising from the tub only as far as necessary, her blonde hair, darkened by the water, plastered itself to her back. She groped along the top of the toilet tank for a pack of cigarettes. The carton felt too light. Empty. "Fuck."

a lot

anyway, next you should write the one where gabrielle tries coke and their ditzy friend drinks all the wine

*glomp*

[malecrit]

Mwah, thanks!

anyway, next you should write the one where gabrielle tries coke and their ditzy friend drinks all the wine

Mos def. (I have never before in my life used that phrase before.) Maybe the friend will be named ... Charlene? Something like that. ;)

[malecrit]

Oh, and after I wrote this, I decided Gabrielle's boyfriend's name is...

Max.

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[_aubade]

ahaha. we were talking about max last night

what a twat

and perhaps her name should be. chandine. or something ridiculous like that.

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[malecrit]

Ha! Chandine. And maybe she can be an American, and there can lots of obnoxious commentary a la Possession The Movie. Yessss, she will be Chandine Eckhart. And if she's English, then Northam.

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[_aubade]

haha i think we have a masterpiece on our hands (a masterfic? errr)