Okay, that was beautiful.

[malcubed]

Comments

[sinister_dr_x]

humorous that we were typing at the same time.

[malcubed]

Indeed.

[elfdope]

I was drinking scotch. If I saw KG on the street right now he would get the biggest hug he could imagine from such a short fellow.

1st quarter - E&J Brandy
2nd quarter - Blue Bombay
3rd quarter - Christine's INSANELY spiced vodka (yes there is still some left)
4th quarter - Mango Jack
Postgame - the doublewood scotch, because frankly it was a single wood occasion.

[elfdope]

That would be wasn't a single wood occasion. As seen above there was some drinking going on.

[malcubed]

Understood. I've been there with you.

Mango JACK?

Mango Jack = Industrial strength panty pealer

[elfdope]

Mango Jack is a mango flavored rum that I bought for 11.99 with a 10 dollar rebate. It is 40 proof and can be drank with no aftertaste over ice. I swear to God that this shit mixed 50/50 with any standard mixer would produce a drink without a trace of alcohol flavor or aftertaste.

Basically if we had this in college we would have gotten laid every weekend. Although odds on one of us would be in jail.

Note: I do not like or support flavored rums or vodkas (home infused being an exception), but for 1.99 for a liter and a half. Well you buy that shit.

Re: Mango Jack = Industrial strength panty pealer

[malcubed]

That is fine, I think I've previously encountered it. I just saw "Jack" in the name, and instantly suspected you were drinking mango-flavored Jack Daniels. This would be a crime against humanity.

Re: Mango Jack = Industrial strength panty pealer

[discoflamingo]

The man does NOT LIE. It is like the RINGS OF THE DWARF LORDS IN BOOZE FORM

[beltramgregor]

You're going to have a rough day aren't you.