fic: vanilla and sugar

[malcolm_stjay]

Title: Vanilla and Sugar
Prompt: For the fabulous misty_writes, who asked for: Dean gets a pet bunny and does not have sex with it, but likes to carry it with him all the time. He especially likes it when the bunny sits on his head or around the crotch area. Sam doesn't know why his brother is crazy.
Word Count: Just under one thousand.

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[fromyourashes]

“That came out of its ass,” Sam hissed, horrified.

*ROARS WITH LAUGHTER*

“I’M A CRAZY BITCH AND I’M GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND BLAH, BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH!” she screamed,

*&CACKLES&*

When the smoke cleared, and Sam had revived Dean, and Castiel had healed them all, Dean didn’t ask after Ozzy. Not right away. No, the first thing he did was hug the ever-loving shit out of Sam, and yeah, he maybe cried into his big stupid hair a little bit. And then he patted Castiel on the back awkwardly and watched approvingly as he and Sam shook hands solemnly, before the angel flew away in a shower of rainbows and shooting stars. Then he hugged Sam some more.

I WILL INFORM KRIPKE IMMEDIATELY OF THE NEW CHANGE IN PLANS FOR SHOW'S FINALE.

[malcolm_stjay]

GOOD. HOW AWESOME WOULD IT BE IF THAT'S HOW CASIEL GOT AROUND? LIKE A UNICOOOOOORN.

Glad you liked it, face.

[overstreets]

OH MY GOD ILU ILU

I didn't think you'd actually write my cracked out prompt. I AM SO GLAD YOU DID THOUGH! Dude. You got angst and drama and whumpage and BUNNY RABBITS all into one fic. You are awesome.

Downer Dick. I AM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR CRYING WITH LAUGHTER.

Oh, Ozzy. ♥

I think I actually teared up at the end of this.

[malcolm_stjay]

\o/

I'M SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT!!!

[ennui_blue_lite]

There is nothing on the face of the earth that is more awesome than this. I just want you to know that.

“I’m going to love this little guy forever, and cuddle it and pet it and keep its white fur clean. And feast on Cadbury eggs for the rest of my days.”

“Jesus,” Sam said, and slammed into the bathroom.

Win! And "Downer Dick!" Hee!

[malcolm_stjay]

*blushes* YOU OVER-EXAGGERATOR!!!

But that's okay - I'm a big fan of over-the-top praise.

*hugs*

[bitterbird]

OMG THIS FIC ROCKS SO SO SO MUCH SERIOUSLY!
AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME!!!!

[malcolm_stjay]

THANKS SCHMOOFACE! *smishes*

[sunnny]

DOWNER DICK.

oh man, i don't even know what to say. you're fucking crazy. but in a good way, you know?
LOVE.
♥

[malcolm_stjay]

Aw shucks. *toes the ground* Thanks.

I figure, this kind of crazy's good. At least I'm not smearing poo on the walls.

[sunnny]

At least I'm not smearing poo on the walls.

yeah ok, IN MY DEFENCE, I WAS LIKE 2. IT WAS ART.