who names their kid TRAVIN?
Okay, I only got a couple comments on this meme, so I'm going to post the quick results.
From bobbinrob:
7 is the boss of 10 and 1 and has to fire one of them who do they fire and why?
Okay, so Saul Silver is the boss of Kirk Lazarus and House, poor kid. He agonizes over the decision for like, an hour, and then he gets really fucking high and decides he's probably the one he should fire. So he does, and tokes up to cheer himself up, and then he calls Dale and they DO IT. Ahahaha. And Kirk and House are left to duke it out over who's the bigger diva.
15 wins the lottery and takes 3 on a surprise trip, where do they go?
Nick Santos (my sekrit literary lover) wins the lottery and takes Norman 'Stan' Stansfield on a surprise trip. Which, okay, first off Nick is waaaay too rich to play the lottery, and he only did it so he could flirt with the lotto girl, so he donates it all to conserving forests. And then Stan's all, OMFG I ♥ DRUGS NOMNOMNOM HEY DID YOU JUST INTERUPT MY MOZART??? And Nick's like, Um, excuse me? And Stan's like OMFG DIEDIEDIE and just randomly starts shooting at shit and he happens to hit a steak. And Nick's like, OH NO YOU DIDN'T JUST KILL THAT DELICIOUS PIECE OF FOOD, and then he takes Stan on a little "vacation" to the Danvers house and tells Clay what happened and suffice to say, about three hours later the boys are sending Stan on a permanant vacation to the deep woods behind Stonehaven.
what pick up line would 5 use on 2 in a bar?
Sam sees Dale Denton and is like, "Dean, is that guy high?" And Dean's like, "I'mma go stick my dick in that chick. LOL IT RHYMES, SAMMY!" And Sam's like, "Holy Jesus get away from me." And so he heads over to Dale and says, "I need to relax. Got some weed?" And Dale's like, "Dude! Yes I do!" And so they go smoke up and end up high, fumbling around in Dale's piece of shit car until they both come and Dale's like, "Dude, wasn't that better because we're high? I keep sayin' we need to legalize weed so that..." and then he's off and running and Sam eases himself out of the car and sneaks shamefaced back to the motel.
From krisd81:
14 sings a song at karaoke night to 11. Which song is it?
Rodney completely embarrasses Dean by singing Buble's version of 'Kissing a Fool' and air-pianoing along. And then staggers over and plants a sloppy kiss on Dean's cheek, says, Ew, stubble, and also did I mention I'm a genius so everyone's a fool compared to me? And Dean wants to say that Rodney totally missed the point of the song, but he's smashed too so, y'know, whatever. And neither notice Sheppard and Sam leaning on the bar, arms crossed, glaring daggers at them.
6 and 8 slept together and it was really awkward and bad. What does 6 say to 8 afterward?
Bobby and Kevin Sandusky? Oh man, ew. All right. Bobby says, What the hell, boy, I was drunk! And Kevin says, Uh, yeah, me too, um, okay. And then he quickly gathers up all his things while Bobby starts getting drunk again (yeah, it's the morning, but dammit he misses that stupid kid) and laments the fact that his wife died because otherwise he wouldn't have to fuck scrawny awkward kids. And Kevin meanwhile is cursing the fact that he always falls the hardest for older guys with mental health issues.
It's 4's bday. What does 12 get him/her?
Oh my gosh, this is awesome. So, it's the Sheriff of Nottingham's birthday, and Dr Frank-N-Furter figures he'll get him the most special gift ever - HIMSELF! And then they have gratuitous sex because at this point in their careers Alan Rickman and Tim Curry were HAWT and I would really like to watch. And the Sheriff overacts his orgasm and Frank-N-Furter keeps the stockings on and fluffs his afro. And everyone's very, very happy. Including me.
In other news, OMFG I FINISHED MY spn_remixFIC YAAAAY! AND I WISH I COULD FUCKING POST IT BUT I CAAAAAN'T.
From bobbinrob:
7 is the boss of 10 and 1 and has to fire one of them who do they fire and why?
Okay, so Saul Silver is the boss of Kirk Lazarus and House, poor kid. He agonizes over the decision for like, an hour, and then he gets really fucking high and decides he's probably the one he should fire. So he does, and tokes up to cheer himself up, and then he calls Dale and they DO IT. Ahahaha. And Kirk and House are left to duke it out over who's the bigger diva.
15 wins the lottery and takes 3 on a surprise trip, where do they go?
Nick Santos (my sekrit literary lover) wins the lottery and takes Norman 'Stan' Stansfield on a surprise trip. Which, okay, first off Nick is waaaay too rich to play the lottery, and he only did it so he could flirt with the lotto girl, so he donates it all to conserving forests. And then Stan's all, OMFG I ♥ DRUGS NOMNOMNOM HEY DID YOU JUST INTERUPT MY MOZART??? And Nick's like, Um, excuse me? And Stan's like OMFG DIEDIEDIE and just randomly starts shooting at shit and he happens to hit a steak. And Nick's like, OH NO YOU DIDN'T JUST KILL THAT DELICIOUS PIECE OF FOOD, and then he takes Stan on a little "vacation" to the Danvers house and tells Clay what happened and suffice to say, about three hours later the boys are sending Stan on a permanant vacation to the deep woods behind Stonehaven.
what pick up line would 5 use on 2 in a bar?
Sam sees Dale Denton and is like, "Dean, is that guy high?" And Dean's like, "I'mma go stick my dick in that chick. LOL IT RHYMES, SAMMY!" And Sam's like, "Holy Jesus get away from me." And so he heads over to Dale and says, "I need to relax. Got some weed?" And Dale's like, "Dude! Yes I do!" And so they go smoke up and end up high, fumbling around in Dale's piece of shit car until they both come and Dale's like, "Dude, wasn't that better because we're high? I keep sayin' we need to legalize weed so that..." and then he's off and running and Sam eases himself out of the car and sneaks shamefaced back to the motel.
From krisd81:
14 sings a song at karaoke night to 11. Which song is it?
Rodney completely embarrasses Dean by singing Buble's version of 'Kissing a Fool' and air-pianoing along. And then staggers over and plants a sloppy kiss on Dean's cheek, says, Ew, stubble, and also did I mention I'm a genius so everyone's a fool compared to me? And Dean wants to say that Rodney totally missed the point of the song, but he's smashed too so, y'know, whatever. And neither notice Sheppard and Sam leaning on the bar, arms crossed, glaring daggers at them.
6 and 8 slept together and it was really awkward and bad. What does 6 say to 8 afterward?
Bobby and Kevin Sandusky? Oh man, ew. All right. Bobby says, What the hell, boy, I was drunk! And Kevin says, Uh, yeah, me too, um, okay. And then he quickly gathers up all his things while Bobby starts getting drunk again (yeah, it's the morning, but dammit he misses that stupid kid) and laments the fact that his wife died because otherwise he wouldn't have to fuck scrawny awkward kids. And Kevin meanwhile is cursing the fact that he always falls the hardest for older guys with mental health issues.
It's 4's bday. What does 12 get him/her?
Oh my gosh, this is awesome. So, it's the Sheriff of Nottingham's birthday, and Dr Frank-N-Furter figures he'll get him the most special gift ever - HIMSELF! And then they have gratuitous sex because at this point in their careers Alan Rickman and Tim Curry were HAWT and I would really like to watch. And the Sheriff overacts his orgasm and Frank-N-Furter keeps the stockings on and fluffs his afro. And everyone's very, very happy. Including me.
In other news, OMFG I FINISHED MY spn_remixFIC YAAAAY! AND I WISH I COULD FUCKING POST IT BUT I CAAAAAN'T.