The new Harry Pothead
#6 Harry Pothead and the Half-Hard Prince
Weedly: Hey Pothead! I want to see that book you're using to make yourself look good.
Pothead: There's nothing in here for you Weedly.
Weedly (Grabbing book from Pothead): Look right here! I'm going to try this spell! Erectus Totalous! Yes! I have a hard on that'll last all night! Ready to go 'Moan?
HairyMoany: I don't know Weedly. You shouldn't trust spells from that book!
(Next day)
Weedly: Um Pothead? I have a problem.
Pothead: What is it?
Weedly: IT won't go down!
HairyMoany: I told you! Now let me take you to my bed for punishment!
Weedly: Hey Pothead! I want to see that book you're using to make yourself look good.
Pothead: There's nothing in here for you Weedly.
Weedly (Grabbing book from Pothead): Look right here! I'm going to try this spell! Erectus Totalous! Yes! I have a hard on that'll last all night! Ready to go 'Moan?
HairyMoany: I don't know Weedly. You shouldn't trust spells from that book!
(Next day)
Weedly: Um Pothead? I have a problem.
Pothead: What is it?
Weedly: IT won't go down!
HairyMoany: I told you! Now let me take you to my bed for punishment!