Shotgun Standoff

Nov 13, 2009 09:19

okay so a husband and wife were in a domestic situation when the husband pulls a shotgun on the wife causing a stand off with the cops. so heres what i think happened.....

Husband: Money's tight but I want steak tonight.

Wife: I want to get my hair done!

Husband grabs shotgun: We're having steak!

Wife: You won't kill me. You need me to cook the steak!

and such from there on...
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