Creationism in British schools?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/7612152.stm - Not content with the Christian Right in America getting all the laughs, it seems that we want to look just as stupid as well. I hope that they'll also start teaching that gravity is actually Jesus' love for us, sucking us down onto the planet. After all, it's just a theory that gravity causes objects with mass to be attracted to one another, so we should teach all the other theories too, no matter how bullshit they are, because that way the bible wont look like a big book of stories.
If all human life stemmed from Adam and Eve, we'd all be serious inbred.
If Noah's Ark really existed, how did Noah stop all the animals from eating each other? How did he gather all the animals from around the planet? Why was such an 'all loving God' such a shit that he/she decided to kill pretty much the entire population of the planet? (See also inbreeding due to the remaining number of humans left).
Christianity should stick to what it does best: Simultaniously making the gullible feel happy that there is some point to life while terrifying them that if they put a foot wrong, they're going to burn in hell for all eternity.
If all human life stemmed from Adam and Eve, we'd all be serious inbred.
If Noah's Ark really existed, how did Noah stop all the animals from eating each other? How did he gather all the animals from around the planet? Why was such an 'all loving God' such a shit that he/she decided to kill pretty much the entire population of the planet? (See also inbreeding due to the remaining number of humans left).
Christianity should stick to what it does best: Simultaniously making the gullible feel happy that there is some point to life while terrifying them that if they put a foot wrong, they're going to burn in hell for all eternity.