The Lost Airbender; RUSSIA VS INDIA
Against my better judgement and because there wasn't anything else to do, I watched The Last Airbender.
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FIRST OF ALL: somebody bitch slap Night and take away his laptop. Man might be a decent director BUT HE'S A SHIT WRITER D8< the lines were all bloody corny and ARGH THE STORYLINE, THE MOTHEROFWHALES STORY LINE.
Aang and the gang: /gets captured and placed into prison that is land enclosed by a wall
Earthbenders: OH WON'T SOMEBODY HELP US WE CAN'T ESCAPE, THE FIRE NATION LOCKED US HERE /GESTURES TO MOUNTAINS OF ROCKS AND SOLID EARTH- WE CANNOT FIGHT BACK
Aang: You're standing on earth, You can bend earth.
Earthbenders: BUT OF COURSE DUH WHY DIDN'T WE THINK OF THAT
Also : Why is it that each nation were all represented by a different race? Sure, maybe it was suppose to represent something or another or to promote racism among the kiddies everyone's a little bit racist insiiiiiiide~ but it just makes me think of something wierd. The Fire Nation people were all indians (except for Uncle Iroh of the Awesome who seems to be spanish or something FOR SOME REASON), the Earth Nation were all chinese/japanese, the Water Tribe people were divided between either russians or native americans and IDK what the air people were, they seemed to be a mix of everything.
Anyways, the story line went as so:
India can bend fire to le max. Besides making tosai and having it with fiery awesome curry and having random spanish cool uncles, India was also busy terrorising the rest of the world. China was bootkicked to a prison filled with keys and was told that the keys that could all be the way to open to the prison cell were all useless thus showcasing India's awesome mind-pushing-Jedi-force-POWERS(tm). The United States of Monk were all wiped out into bones because India never deep fries their enemies like that and the Russian built a fortress in true Russian fashion in somewhere in the cold while the North Americans adopt two Russian kids who would play a part in the film later on.
THE FINAL SCENES IN THE MOVIE WERE BASICALLY INDIAN FORCES ATTACKING RUSSIA, DARING TO DO WHAT NAPOLEAN AND HITLER FAILED TO DO BEFORE. AND HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF AS INDIA WAS DEFEATED TOO. Must be the vodka.
tl;dr I didn't like the movie. The cartoon was better.
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FIRST OF ALL: somebody bitch slap Night and take away his laptop. Man might be a decent director BUT HE'S A SHIT WRITER D8< the lines were all bloody corny and ARGH THE STORYLINE, THE MOTHEROFWHALES STORY LINE.
Aang and the gang: /gets captured and placed into prison that is land enclosed by a wall
Earthbenders: OH WON'T SOMEBODY HELP US WE CAN'T ESCAPE, THE FIRE NATION LOCKED US HERE /GESTURES TO MOUNTAINS OF ROCKS AND SOLID EARTH- WE CANNOT FIGHT BACK
Aang: You're standing on earth, You can bend earth.
Earthbenders: BUT OF COURSE DUH WHY DIDN'T WE THINK OF THAT
Also : Why is it that each nation were all represented by a different race? Sure, maybe it was suppose to represent something or another or to promote racism among the kiddies everyone's a little bit racist insiiiiiiide~ but it just makes me think of something wierd. The Fire Nation people were all indians (except for Uncle Iroh of the Awesome who seems to be spanish or something FOR SOME REASON), the Earth Nation were all chinese/japanese, the Water Tribe people were divided between either russians or native americans and IDK what the air people were, they seemed to be a mix of everything.
Anyways, the story line went as so:
India can bend fire to le max. Besides making tosai and having it with fiery awesome curry and having random spanish cool uncles, India was also busy terrorising the rest of the world. China was bootkicked to a prison filled with keys and was told that the keys that could all be the way to open to the prison cell were all useless thus showcasing India's awesome mind-pushing-Jedi-force-POWERS(tm). The United States of Monk were all wiped out into bones because India never deep fries their enemies like that and the Russian built a fortress in true Russian fashion in somewhere in the cold while the North Americans adopt two Russian kids who would play a part in the film later on.
THE FINAL SCENES IN THE MOVIE WERE BASICALLY INDIAN FORCES ATTACKING RUSSIA, DARING TO DO WHAT NAPOLEAN AND HITLER FAILED TO DO BEFORE. AND HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF AS INDIA WAS DEFEATED TOO. Must be the vodka.
tl;dr I didn't like the movie. The cartoon was better.