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Nov 22, 2003 19:34

holy ass-hump!!!
i'm the last person who would be excited about a Hollywood piece of work seen in the half hour of movie trailer segments before a film...
but i'm actually looking forward to Peter Pan!!
iy looks so cute and charming and magical and adveturous--and despite it's computer generated special effects, reminds me of the fun adventure/fantasy movies i had growing up.
not to mention i used to be fucking obsessed with the story of Peter Pan and i used to dream about going to Never Never Land with him all the time when i was younger...this looks like a really nice adaptation of it!
no boyish bitches playing my Peter! no fugly/annoying Robin Williams playing an old and boring Peter in a goddamned mutherfucking Steven fucking Spielberg movie with some dumb little shit named RUFIO *cringe*...
NO GREEN TIGHTS!!!!!!!
no, this looks really nice.
and Captian Hook is highly fuckable.
yeparoo! :D

as for "Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World"....not only is the film's title really corny and silly, but it doesn't even ring in with the movie itself.
it was too long. and boring. and i didn't want the ugly Brits to win. (nothing against Brits, but these blokes were disgoosting!)
Russel Crowe is annoying.
it was nicely done at times, but....cut to the chase!! no pun intended!
...
i swear, i am only going to a movie theater for a movie i really really need to see.
it's not worth it any other way. the seats there are unbearably cramped and uncomfortable and provide NO leg room or head rest....audience goers are fucking annoying...i mean, i had to sit there for a good deal of time with some ugly fucking caucafro in front of me--you know, white boy with fro? what the fucking fuck??? white people should not have fros!! it's not the most flattering do on an already ugly white boy. thank scrod he left half way through.

but then i had someone sitting behind me chewing gum or something like a fucking muck monster.
WHY?????
the process of chewing food items with one's mouth open is my BIGGEST pet peeve.
1.) it sounds repulsively annoying.
2.) it forces a mental image of the food in said person's mouth being violently grinded by teeth
3.) skip #2 if you are actually facing this person and CAN see the food in their mouth being violently grinded by his or her teeth.
4.) it gives gas. you know, when eating with one's mouth open, food is not the only thing entering the mouth.

. okay...laugh at me. but i'm really fucking anal about trivial things.
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