*pees pants*
On the twelfth day of Christmas, malakijr sent to me...
Twelve rivers drumming
Eleven starbucks writing
Ten dvds a-dancing
Nine bisexuals acting
Eight vampires a-scrapbooking
Seven books a-thinking
Six piercings a-healing
Five bi-i-i-isexual rights
Four social issues
Three gay rights
Two queer studies
...and a theatre in a five iron frenzy.