I can has lease violation now plz?
This one is not named Rizzo.
And this one is not named Schizo.
And they are not cute, or cuddly or snuggly, and they are not rolling around on my couch purring right now, and Rizzo (who is still not named Rizzo) is not resting his head on my arm and purring and nuzzling me right now. And I did not feed them some canned meat I have, and I did not fashion them a makeshift litter box on my balcony. Know WHY? Because I am NOT keeping them. They would get me kicked out of my apartment but mom they're so CUTE!
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