Wish I was Badass

[maladroit_too]

From the Light and Fluffy Side - The Bourne Ultimatum

This is NOT a conversation from the movie, but it could have been:
(fighting)
Desh: I have a (heavy) candlestick
Bourne: I have a (hardback) book
(move into bathroom)
Desh: Now I have a straight razor
Bourne: Now I have a towel

Guess who wins?