Dear Jin (Because you're totally reading this)
Ahem...
Dear Akanishi Jin,
I want to see you. I want to go to your live.
But you promised me Vegas. Yes, that's right. Vegas. I can drive to Vegas.
I am now perusing your tour dates, and I don't see me no Vegas.
We're gonna have to talk about this.
What happened? The $800 I dropped to get my sorry butt to and from and all over LA for one night of a concert is not something I can recover from easily. I don't know what it's gonna take to get me to, say, Houston. And you can laugh, but I grew up in Canada, and I still don't know where Illinois is.
But you shouldn't laugh, because I bet you don't know, either.
Yes, I'll probably sill come anyway, somehow, but it's the principle of the thing.
Seriously, Jin, this is unacceptable. If I come, I expect to be entertained, and I expect you to drop that album, like, now.
Get on it, Akanishi, I'm losing my patience.
Lovingly,
A Cash-Strapped Fan
Dear Akanishi Jin,
I want to see you. I want to go to your live.
But you promised me Vegas. Yes, that's right. Vegas. I can drive to Vegas.
I am now perusing your tour dates, and I don't see me no Vegas.
We're gonna have to talk about this.
What happened? The $800 I dropped to get my sorry butt to and from and all over LA for one night of a concert is not something I can recover from easily. I don't know what it's gonna take to get me to, say, Houston. And you can laugh, but I grew up in Canada, and I still don't know where Illinois is.
But you shouldn't laugh, because I bet you don't know, either.
Yes, I'll probably sill come anyway, somehow, but it's the principle of the thing.
Seriously, Jin, this is unacceptable. If I come, I expect to be entertained, and I expect you to drop that album, like, now.
Get on it, Akanishi, I'm losing my patience.
Lovingly,
A Cash-Strapped Fan