The Daily (Hopefully) Update
Well Hello, faithful readers. A couple of things happened today, but I shall start with the most important, the joyous news of grade cards. I was pleased to say the least, as last term I was told I was underachieving in 4 subjects.
Subject Working at Grade Predicted Grade
Biology A A
Chemistry B B
English A/B A
English literature A/B A
German B/C B
History B A
Mathematics A/B A
Music A/B A
Physics B A
Theatre Studies A/B A
I repeat, I was pleased to say the least.
In other new today we had Chemistry, which was tremwendously boring, and we, at the moment, are working out masses, moles and Mrs, and I feekl that if i get one of those problems in the exam, I will die. Really.
Then we had l'histoire, which was shit, but, as usual, sitting by Emily Andtz (Aka Smellimy Ass) made the lesson vaguely bearable. I thought the cold war would be slightly interesting, but no, espionage is surprisingly dull. Oh, anyone with a brain for trivia, Are U2, the band, named after the high flying spy planes?
Biology was next, and we are tryiong to fit reproduction into two lessons. This lesson was amazing, as Jeanes-ey is a legend. Although I think all girls were pyut off ever having kids. I mean, eww, placentas! Oh, and I was a biology genius, she asked us "3 reasons the blood of the baby and mother dont come into contact" expecting a person to come up wioth a reason each. I, however, surprised her an put my hand up 3 times, and got the really hard reason, about blood pressure! Hi-5 anyone? XD
Then I had a "Seeing Voices" rehearsal at lunch. Foer anyone who doesnt know, its a play the Burnsmeister wrote for the festival. I am in it with Miss Burns herself, Sarah Rollason, Steph Johnson and.... Matt Foster. I play a schizophrenic who kills himself at the end. It's one of those "let's take ourselves really seriously and make everything really symbolic" plays that everyone hates, but its fun nonetheless, though Im really shit in it. And Matt gets to beat me. And I scratch my arms hard, and Sarah told me to do it harder, so I now have red raw arms. Joy.
Then English came about. BEST LESSON EVER (Apart from Physics last monday). To sum it up quickly, for I fear you are getting bored, Me and fiona giggled the entire lesson about retracting nipples, and how when "armed" they coyuld shoot webs at people and encase them, and if u joined up their nets, it'd be the internet. We also took the piss of the knight in "La belle dames sans merci" who made "fragrant zone". When I thought of zone, i thought of vagina, and i tried to explain this to fiona politely, and said "lady zone" and we pissed ourselves, much to mr allinsons dismay.
Was very fun. Oh!!! Next week is an amazing week in o0ur timetable, we have A shit day at the beginning and end, but amazing ones in the middle. We call it our shit sandwhich, but recently realised thatd mean the shit'd be inj the middle, and the shit needs to be on the outside and good stuff in the middle. So can someone suggest what we could call it? The best me and Fiona came up with was "Shit malteaser"... We are in dire need of help!!!
So yeah, that was my day.
In other news, Im shit scared about my year 7 drama clubs play.
In other other news, I may be holding a reading themede parting just before reading festival. It will be fancy dress and you should come as someone playing at reading or music related, or something. I may go as the guy from Panic! At the disco, or I may go as ozzy osbourne, with Sarah as Sharon, I have not quite decided. If anyone has better ideas, please suggest them, I need a laugh :p
In other other other news, Some hot gay guy is doing my hair on monday, so I will (hopefully) be vaugely presentable for school tuesday.
Subject Working at Grade Predicted Grade
Biology A A
Chemistry B B
English A/B A
English literature A/B A
German B/C B
History B A
Mathematics A/B A
Music A/B A
Physics B A
Theatre Studies A/B A
I repeat, I was pleased to say the least.
In other new today we had Chemistry, which was tremwendously boring, and we, at the moment, are working out masses, moles and Mrs, and I feekl that if i get one of those problems in the exam, I will die. Really.
Then we had l'histoire, which was shit, but, as usual, sitting by Emily Andtz (Aka Smellimy Ass) made the lesson vaguely bearable. I thought the cold war would be slightly interesting, but no, espionage is surprisingly dull. Oh, anyone with a brain for trivia, Are U2, the band, named after the high flying spy planes?
Biology was next, and we are tryiong to fit reproduction into two lessons. This lesson was amazing, as Jeanes-ey is a legend. Although I think all girls were pyut off ever having kids. I mean, eww, placentas! Oh, and I was a biology genius, she asked us "3 reasons the blood of the baby and mother dont come into contact" expecting a person to come up wioth a reason each. I, however, surprised her an put my hand up 3 times, and got the really hard reason, about blood pressure! Hi-5 anyone? XD
Then I had a "Seeing Voices" rehearsal at lunch. Foer anyone who doesnt know, its a play the Burnsmeister wrote for the festival. I am in it with Miss Burns herself, Sarah Rollason, Steph Johnson and.... Matt Foster. I play a schizophrenic who kills himself at the end. It's one of those "let's take ourselves really seriously and make everything really symbolic" plays that everyone hates, but its fun nonetheless, though Im really shit in it. And Matt gets to beat me. And I scratch my arms hard, and Sarah told me to do it harder, so I now have red raw arms. Joy.
Then English came about. BEST LESSON EVER (Apart from Physics last monday). To sum it up quickly, for I fear you are getting bored, Me and fiona giggled the entire lesson about retracting nipples, and how when "armed" they coyuld shoot webs at people and encase them, and if u joined up their nets, it'd be the internet. We also took the piss of the knight in "La belle dames sans merci" who made "fragrant zone". When I thought of zone, i thought of vagina, and i tried to explain this to fiona politely, and said "lady zone" and we pissed ourselves, much to mr allinsons dismay.
Was very fun. Oh!!! Next week is an amazing week in o0ur timetable, we have A shit day at the beginning and end, but amazing ones in the middle. We call it our shit sandwhich, but recently realised thatd mean the shit'd be inj the middle, and the shit needs to be on the outside and good stuff in the middle. So can someone suggest what we could call it? The best me and Fiona came up with was "Shit malteaser"... We are in dire need of help!!!
So yeah, that was my day.
In other news, Im shit scared about my year 7 drama clubs play.
In other other news, I may be holding a reading themede parting just before reading festival. It will be fancy dress and you should come as someone playing at reading or music related, or something. I may go as the guy from Panic! At the disco, or I may go as ozzy osbourne, with Sarah as Sharon, I have not quite decided. If anyone has better ideas, please suggest them, I need a laugh :p
In other other other news, Some hot gay guy is doing my hair on monday, so I will (hopefully) be vaugely presentable for school tuesday.