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Hey.
I was going to post this to my myspace, and I probably still will. I would have posted it there first, but I already posted something there today so I will wait and put it here so I can remember it for later.
I was putting away returns at work and I come across some eyeshadow that looked like nice colors. I flip the package over to read the back, and I come across the following...
"Do not use product on inner eyelids."
Are they talking about putting makeup on the underside of your eyelids? The part that touches your eye? Why would anyone even think of trying this? I can't imagine that they would put such a weird warning on there for no reason. Maybe someone thought they would put pretty colors up on the underside of their eyelids so they wouldn't get bored when their eyes are closed.
I imagine that the type of person who would put makeup on the inside of their eyelid would be the same type of person who would buy two patterned bras. I am pretty sure Victoria's Secret sells them- nice, normal pattern (or solid) on the outside, crazy animal print/neon colors on the inside. Apparently this is so you can "feel sexy" or some nonsense. I think it is so your boobs don't get bored. Because whose breasts want to stare at the inside of a plain solid bra all day? The leopard print would keep them far more entertained.
I hope I never meet one of these leopard print chest/ inside of eyelid makeup people. I think my brain my crash and reformat after being too close to the cloud of stupidity.
*m-k*
I was going to post this to my myspace, and I probably still will. I would have posted it there first, but I already posted something there today so I will wait and put it here so I can remember it for later.
I was putting away returns at work and I come across some eyeshadow that looked like nice colors. I flip the package over to read the back, and I come across the following...
"Do not use product on inner eyelids."
Are they talking about putting makeup on the underside of your eyelids? The part that touches your eye? Why would anyone even think of trying this? I can't imagine that they would put such a weird warning on there for no reason. Maybe someone thought they would put pretty colors up on the underside of their eyelids so they wouldn't get bored when their eyes are closed.
I imagine that the type of person who would put makeup on the inside of their eyelid would be the same type of person who would buy two patterned bras. I am pretty sure Victoria's Secret sells them- nice, normal pattern (or solid) on the outside, crazy animal print/neon colors on the inside. Apparently this is so you can "feel sexy" or some nonsense. I think it is so your boobs don't get bored. Because whose breasts want to stare at the inside of a plain solid bra all day? The leopard print would keep them far more entertained.
I hope I never meet one of these leopard print chest/ inside of eyelid makeup people. I think my brain my crash and reformat after being too close to the cloud of stupidity.
*m-k*