trick or treat
I would think since you say "trick or treat" when going out in your costume on Halloween, you don't need to give kids candy. If you want to fuck with them a bit, give them a trick. It is "TRICK or treat" after all. Chances are you'll make the little kids cry. I'm not talking about screwing with the little kids. It's the bigger kids. The ones that act too cool for going out, but they run to every house as quickly as possible trying to collect the most possible candy to rot their teeth out and add to the obesity problem of the United States. It might be fun to fuck with them.
They come to your door, say "trick or treat", you hit them with silly string. Or, since they're expecting candy, give them some lima beans or some healthy shit. I don't know, maybe not all that funny, just random ponderings from Tyler's mind.
I think Halloween is pretty cool. When else can you dress up as anything you could possibly think of and be considered normal for it? I don't really participate anymore. Kids are too lazy to walk up my long ass drive way (which really isn't all that long) to get a piece of candy. My house is between two developments where you can pass toilet paper from house to house if you need to. They all hit up those neighborhoods where they can get to 50 houses in an hour.
They come to your door, say "trick or treat", you hit them with silly string. Or, since they're expecting candy, give them some lima beans or some healthy shit. I don't know, maybe not all that funny, just random ponderings from Tyler's mind.
I think Halloween is pretty cool. When else can you dress up as anything you could possibly think of and be considered normal for it? I don't really participate anymore. Kids are too lazy to walk up my long ass drive way (which really isn't all that long) to get a piece of candy. My house is between two developments where you can pass toilet paper from house to house if you need to. They all hit up those neighborhoods where they can get to 50 houses in an hour.