94.10. Make a list of anything you want
94.10. Observations within a girls dorm
- Too many tampons. Don't girls own drawers?
- Painted toenails. Way to go getting a guy to think about you all with your knees up around your ears.
- Not as many lesbians as anticipated.
- Showers smell like... something flowery. But not Nana flowery.
- Where do you hang your knickers when you wash them? Couldn't find clothes lines anywhere.
- According to the Cosmo quiz of October 2008, I am a Sensitive Lover.
- Every cubicle had toilet paper with the flap hanging over.
- A Jimmy Choo is not a chocolate bar.
- A Fendi isn't a new a brand of condom.
- Never call a Fendi a condom or you'll get smacked in the head.
- Don't offer to eat a Jimmy Choo. Just because.
- Seriously, how the hell do you lot get your bra off without removing your shirt? I tried to imitate it and I think I gave myself a hernia.
- Yes, that is a gun in my pocket. No really. That's safer than telling you I'm getting a boner watching you take your bras off without removing your shirts.
- A vibrator looks like it would make a really good cappucino frother.
- According to Cosmo quiz March 2007, I currently have my period and should pamper myself.
- Please, don't ever try to explain to me what a dry-weave top sheet is if it doesn't involved sperm or sex.
- Sex and the City is so not a porno.
Muse | Silas Botwin
Fandom | Weeds
- Too many tampons. Don't girls own drawers?
- Painted toenails. Way to go getting a guy to think about you all with your knees up around your ears.
- Not as many lesbians as anticipated.
- Showers smell like... something flowery. But not Nana flowery.
- Where do you hang your knickers when you wash them? Couldn't find clothes lines anywhere.
- According to the Cosmo quiz of October 2008, I am a Sensitive Lover.
- Every cubicle had toilet paper with the flap hanging over.
- A Jimmy Choo is not a chocolate bar.
- A Fendi isn't a new a brand of condom.
- Never call a Fendi a condom or you'll get smacked in the head.
- Don't offer to eat a Jimmy Choo. Just because.
- Seriously, how the hell do you lot get your bra off without removing your shirt? I tried to imitate it and I think I gave myself a hernia.
- Yes, that is a gun in my pocket. No really. That's safer than telling you I'm getting a boner watching you take your bras off without removing your shirts.
- A vibrator looks like it would make a really good cappucino frother.
- According to Cosmo quiz March 2007, I currently have my period and should pamper myself.
- Please, don't ever try to explain to me what a dry-weave top sheet is if it doesn't involved sperm or sex.
- Sex and the City is so not a porno.
Muse | Silas Botwin
Fandom | Weeds