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Most Overused Phrases Thanks to Six Flags...
1. Ah, balls.
2. Damnit Sean why haven't you punched me for Scream yet?!
3. HI NATE!
4. Arms up please.
5. Permission to cross.
6. Ladies and Gentlemen for your safety we ask that you step BEHIND the red line. Once again please take two steps back behind the red line...i repeat, if you are across the red line, take what on average would be two steps back behind the red line. Tell ya what, we're gonna play a game; whoever steps behind the red line wins! OH MAN YOU ALL WIN! Your prize? you've just made your 2 hours of waiting well worth it cuz you're gonna get to ride superman!
7. Sorry big guy, maybe next year
8. Sir, either stop causing a scene or i'm going to have to call security. I know it sounds minor but due to safety reasons you can't take your hat on the ride.
9. What can't you take on the ride? any bags, backpacks, fanny packs, food, prizes, sweatshirts around your waste, any multimedia such as cell phones, cameras, beepers, walkie talkies, any insecure headwear is also not allowed. Basically you can't bring anything on.
10. I'm sorry sir, but due to the restrictive nature of the safety restraints, it wouldn't be comfortable, and especially wouldn't be safe for you to ride.
11. I understand you went on last year sir, but i'm not allowed to dispatch the train unless all the restraints are locked.
12. Sir, try pulling down on the restraint yourself, i'm not allowed to force it.
13. No, sorry sir, you need both the safety restraint and lap bar to lock.
14. Get off my ride and loose weight and say sorry for holding up the line for 15 minutes and just not accepting the fact that you're a big guy and blaming me for the way the ride's built and for your gargantuousness. (heh, i wish)
1. Ah, balls.
2. Damnit Sean why haven't you punched me for Scream yet?!
3. HI NATE!
4. Arms up please.
5. Permission to cross.
6. Ladies and Gentlemen for your safety we ask that you step BEHIND the red line. Once again please take two steps back behind the red line...i repeat, if you are across the red line, take what on average would be two steps back behind the red line. Tell ya what, we're gonna play a game; whoever steps behind the red line wins! OH MAN YOU ALL WIN! Your prize? you've just made your 2 hours of waiting well worth it cuz you're gonna get to ride superman!
7. Sorry big guy, maybe next year
8. Sir, either stop causing a scene or i'm going to have to call security. I know it sounds minor but due to safety reasons you can't take your hat on the ride.
9. What can't you take on the ride? any bags, backpacks, fanny packs, food, prizes, sweatshirts around your waste, any multimedia such as cell phones, cameras, beepers, walkie talkies, any insecure headwear is also not allowed. Basically you can't bring anything on.
10. I'm sorry sir, but due to the restrictive nature of the safety restraints, it wouldn't be comfortable, and especially wouldn't be safe for you to ride.
11. I understand you went on last year sir, but i'm not allowed to dispatch the train unless all the restraints are locked.
12. Sir, try pulling down on the restraint yourself, i'm not allowed to force it.
13. No, sorry sir, you need both the safety restraint and lap bar to lock.
14. Get off my ride and loose weight and say sorry for holding up the line for 15 minutes and just not accepting the fact that you're a big guy and blaming me for the way the ride's built and for your gargantuousness. (heh, i wish)