Voicemail

[makestheworld]

*static*

*beep-boop-boop-boop-beep-beep-beep-boop-boop-beep-boop*

"Brandy? Is that you? I have money again."

. . .

"Should I tell you what I'm wearing?"

*BEEEEEEP*

Comments

[mouthy_merc]

From here

HEY. Hey. You can call my background deviant all you want, but you're the one calling me with dirty things! And... your mom's a whore! Oh yeah. I went there! Went there, bought the t-shirt and came back with a bunch of fond memories of my trip!

[gkar_lastkhari]

from here

"Alas, I don't believe we have the trolls you are looking for. May I suggest the weekly special instead?"

Crazy Phone Day!

[samnotmax]

(From here, with better explanation here.)

"Hello, citizen. You are under arrest for creating pottery without a license, assault with a deadly fruitfly, and jaywalking in the third degree. If you cannot afford a lawyer, your arresting officer will have addresses of local banks that might lend you the money. Please enjoy your stay in prison!"

[saveyoulater]

[From here]

"Yeah, hi, I don't know you at all, and, while I'm not opposed to athletic sex, please keep your fantasies to yourself. Does the school know you're calling random adults to proposition them?"

[wantstodirect]

"Hey, it's Tony Foster. I kind of busted a couple of ribs this weekend, so I'm hoping you can find someone to cover my shift at the store today. Don't think I'm up for it, sorry."