and so it begins.
exams start tomorrow with a wonderful end of ENT posting examination in front of the dickbag HOD (head of the department) dr. mammen.
it's a practical exam this time, which means that i get not more than 15 minutes to take a detailed history of the patient, examine his/her ears, nose and throat fully and then write all this shit down.
plus the x-rays and the operative surgery...IDK WHAT I'M GONNA DO.
at this point, i just want it over with D:
i just hope the patients are actually cooperative this time. yesterday's case...bitch lied about her whole treatment history and when we went to present it we just looked like complete morons because what she told us what the complete opposite of what she told the professor.
stupid whore.
after that, community medicine, ENT and ophthalmology theory exams in quick succession until i'm done on the 17th ;o; and then i'm going home ^_________________^
not to amurrika, no. i wish. i'm just going to my uncle's house here.
but still. actual food for like a week?
it's almost worth having no range and nothing to do except housework because that's how things roll on a farm. XD
and now, since i don't wanna study right now, a meme i jacked from someone's tumblr.
Graduated High School.
Kissed someone.
Smoked cigarettes.
Got so drunk you passed out.
Rode every ride at an amusement park.
Collected something really stupid.
Gone to a rock concert.
Helped someone.
Gone fishing.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time with out sleep.
Lied to someone.
Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class.
Smoked weed.
Dealt drugs.
Taken a college level course.
Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado.
Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
Watched someone die.
Been to a funeral.
Burned yourself accidentally.
Ran a marathon.
Your parents got divorced.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Spent over £200 in one day.
Flown on a plane.
Cheated on someone.
Been cheated on.
Written a 10 page letter.
Gone skiing.
Been sailing.
Cut yourself. {accidentally}
Had a best friend.
Lost someone you loved.
Shoplifted something.
Been to jail.
Dangerously close to being in jail.
Had detention.
Skipped school.
Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
Stolen books from the library.
Gone to a different country.
Dropped out of school.
Been in a mental hospital.
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
Had an online diary.
Fired a gun.
Gambled in a casino.
Had a yard sale.
Had a lemonade stand.
Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
Been in a school play.
Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test.
Swam with dolphins.
Gone to sea world.
Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
Written poetry.
Read more than 20 books a year.
Gone to Europe.
Loved someone you couldn’t have.
Wondered about your sexuality.
Used a coloring book over age 12.
Had surgery.
Had stitches.
Taken a taxi.
Seen the Washington Monument.
Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
Overdosed.
Had a drug or alcohol problem.
Been in a fist fight.
Suffered any form of abuse.
Had a hamster.
Petted a wild animal.
Used a credit card.
Gone surfing in California.
Did “spirit day” at school.
Dyed your hair.
Got a tattoo.
Had something pierced.
Got straight A’s.
Been on the Honor Roll.
Known someone with HIV or AIDS.
Taken pictures with a webcam.
Started a fire.
Gotten caught having a party while parents were gone away.
o wow lol i used to be a bad gurrrrrrrrrrl
it's a practical exam this time, which means that i get not more than 15 minutes to take a detailed history of the patient, examine his/her ears, nose and throat fully and then write all this shit down.
plus the x-rays and the operative surgery...IDK WHAT I'M GONNA DO.
at this point, i just want it over with D:
i just hope the patients are actually cooperative this time. yesterday's case...bitch lied about her whole treatment history and when we went to present it we just looked like complete morons because what she told us what the complete opposite of what she told the professor.
stupid whore.
after that, community medicine, ENT and ophthalmology theory exams in quick succession until i'm done on the 17th ;o; and then i'm going home ^_________________^
not to amurrika, no. i wish. i'm just going to my uncle's house here.
but still. actual food for like a week?
it's almost worth having no range and nothing to do except housework because that's how things roll on a farm. XD
and now, since i don't wanna study right now, a meme i jacked from someone's tumblr.
Graduated High School.
Kissed someone.
Smoked cigarettes.
Got so drunk you passed out.
Rode every ride at an amusement park.
Collected something really stupid.
Gone to a rock concert.
Helped someone.
Gone fishing.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time with out sleep.
Lied to someone.
Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class.
Smoked weed.
Dealt drugs.
Taken a college level course.
Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado.
Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
Watched someone die.
Been to a funeral.
Burned yourself accidentally.
Ran a marathon.
Your parents got divorced.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Spent over £200 in one day.
Flown on a plane.
Cheated on someone.
Been cheated on.
Written a 10 page letter.
Gone skiing.
Been sailing.
Cut yourself. {accidentally}
Had a best friend.
Lost someone you loved.
Shoplifted something.
Been to jail.
Dangerously close to being in jail.
Had detention.
Skipped school.
Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
Stolen books from the library.
Gone to a different country.
Dropped out of school.
Been in a mental hospital.
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
Had an online diary.
Fired a gun.
Gambled in a casino.
Had a yard sale.
Had a lemonade stand.
Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
Been in a school play.
Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test.
Swam with dolphins.
Gone to sea world.
Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
Written poetry.
Read more than 20 books a year.
Gone to Europe.
Loved someone you couldn’t have.
Wondered about your sexuality.
Used a coloring book over age 12.
Had surgery.
Had stitches.
Taken a taxi.
Seen the Washington Monument.
Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
Overdosed.
Had a drug or alcohol problem.
Been in a fist fight.
Suffered any form of abuse.
Had a hamster.
Petted a wild animal.
Used a credit card.
Gone surfing in California.
Did “spirit day” at school.
Dyed your hair.
Got a tattoo.
Had something pierced.
Got straight A’s.
Been on the Honor Roll.
Known someone with HIV or AIDS.
Taken pictures with a webcam.
Started a fire.
Gotten caught having a party while parents were gone away.
o wow lol i used to be a bad gurrrrrrrrrrl