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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I bought porn for betterwithtwo (10 points). In January I committed genocide... Sorry about that, tinheart_al (-5000 points). In July I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In June I stole thelitehermetic's purse (-30 points). In November I punched shadowsblue in the arm (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4330 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
makeshift_magic
Interesting.