I didn't get tagged with anybody, but I'm going to do this anyway. I'll probably write a crack!fic about this later, just to justify doing it. xD Y'can do this meme with just about anybody, but I'm doing it with Russia.
1. Choose a picture of the funniest face on your person.
Well, it is. :O
2: Choose a picture of your person eating.
It just said eating! That doesn't mean food, right? ...Oh, fine.
There. I gave you two. And neither involve vodka! Aren't I great?
3. Choose a picture of your person with an animal.
...No, I'm not going to go look for another one. D<
4. Choose a picture of your person with the opposite sex.
Hey. Don't look at me like that. Genderbending is fun! ...Oh, alright, fine. D<
There. You get two girls. And not another male in sight. >.>
5. Choose a picture where you would have sex with this person.
Good god, you're trying to kill me. I have to pick ONE?! Er... okay. Here goes.
6. Choose a picture of your favorite outfit on this person.
I've got a thing for suits, okay. 8\ Though his normal outfit and those tsarist uniforms are pretty hot, too.
7. Choose a picture of your person smiling.
Oh man this is going to be hard. Like, seriously, this person, like, never, like, smiles. [/sarcasm]
So tough. Seriously. :P
8.Choose a picture of your person half/naked.
HEY, HE'S STILL WEARING HIS SCARF, SO HE'S STILL PARTLY DRESSED, OKAY. That said, proceed with caution plz.
9. Choose a picture of your person doing an outdoor activity.
10. Choose your favorite picture(s) of this person.
Oh what the hell. You want me to post all of pixiv? Sounds good. :P
8\ Told ya. A lot. AND I DON'T APOLOGIZE FOR MOST OF THOSE PICTURES INCORPORATING ALFRED, MMK. NOT AT ALL. NEVER. NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER. ...Is it obvious that I have a thing for sweet pictures? XD