Willy Wonka is so kick ASS!
On saturday I went to see Willy Wonka with Jenna, which was so cool!! The umpa lumpas play electric guitars! That movie was so kick ass.
I'm listening to Metallica because I forgot all my cds at my dad's house.. and all my brother listens to are these old farts. (and Ludacris) They are pretty good though.
Dude... I think I've fallen in love. With Novak from Viva La Bam. They don't show him enough though. He's on a bunch of episodes, but he's always in the back. HE IS SO FLIPPIN' HOT! He may just be the new Bert McCracken. He has an adorable nose too!
Jimmy pop from the Bloodhound Gang is pretty cute. I saw their new video on oven fresh.. ha ha ha!
Andy Milonakis is DEAD SEXY!! Ha ha just joking. He's funny as hell though!
I rock peas on my head, but don't call me a pea head.
Bees on my head, but don't call me a bee head.
Bruce Lees on my head, but don't call me a Lee head.
Now please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed.
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You wear name brands and I make my own clothing.
I hang out woth an apple who loves self-loathing.
*I hate myself!!*
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Pancake on my face, makes me extra happy.
I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy.
Cuz it's my show you can't tell me what to do.
When life hands me lemons I make beef stew!
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So yo I gotta go, it's time for me to rocket.
I put bologna in my left pocket.
Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket.
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Cuz it's my show I'm Andy Milonakis
It's my show I'm Shmandy Shmiloshmakis
It's my show I'm Andy Milonakis.
Yeah Bitches! I memorized the whole thing!
SMILE... you just read my journal!