(no subject)
Listen fool, you may be taking advantage of me now, but I feel the way I do simply because of the chemistry I happen to have with you when we're intimate
This does NOT mean you have the most amazing penis in the world (frankly it's pretty average), or that your generic tattoos are super original, or that you have any right, what so ever, to treat someone who MERELY wants to bring you joy, as a second rate sexual option. (If you think I'm giving you my best head simply because you lucked out in the physical stature department, you're poorly mistaken.)
When you get it through your thick, busy, iron range head that your ego trip needs to end here, then perhaps, and only then, will I even think about letting you waste my love.
This does NOT mean you have the most amazing penis in the world (frankly it's pretty average), or that your generic tattoos are super original, or that you have any right, what so ever, to treat someone who MERELY wants to bring you joy, as a second rate sexual option. (If you think I'm giving you my best head simply because you lucked out in the physical stature department, you're poorly mistaken.)
When you get it through your thick, busy, iron range head that your ego trip needs to end here, then perhaps, and only then, will I even think about letting you waste my love.