Varda's Private Journal
Okay, okay, it's all right, I'm not going to cry. (here, Varda bawls) Why do these things always happen to me?? First, Melkor sinks my kingdom and makes my lovely Taniquetil a frigging ISLAND, and then, he becomes Kevin Sorbo, see?. How am I going to tell the difference now?! He could just come and be Hercules, and I wouldn't even know the difference! I'm going to have to tag them. Give my Hercules a brand, but, then, how will I know if he is himself now? He could already be Melkor, and this could be a bit of a problem, because we just shagged, and that means I might have just shagged my brother!! Okay, Hercules might just have to go away for a little while, and I'll just have Legolas instead. Maybe now I can give Herc to Idril, she'd like that... no I can't do it. I'm in love, what can I say?!
For the love Iluvatar!!
But, it's fine, I don't have to worry about giving Hercules to Idril, because she'll be away for two weeks. And, I'll just deal, I'll just deal, and not think about that pompous Melkor who thinks he can make me commit suicide because he's ruining my existence. Well, *poo* on him.
Later in the day.
It never ends. My husband is in Beleriand. I must stop now. I must stop having fun. I must sink back into the shadows, and pretend that I am just a pretty spouse of the monarch who says nothing at all. But I'm not, I'm a free spirit, I am. I will prevail. (maybe)
I do believe I'm having a horrible week.
For the love Iluvatar!!
But, it's fine, I don't have to worry about giving Hercules to Idril, because she'll be away for two weeks. And, I'll just deal, I'll just deal, and not think about that pompous Melkor who thinks he can make me commit suicide because he's ruining my existence. Well, *poo* on him.
Later in the day.
It never ends. My husband is in Beleriand. I must stop now. I must stop having fun. I must sink back into the shadows, and pretend that I am just a pretty spouse of the monarch who says nothing at all. But I'm not, I'm a free spirit, I am. I will prevail. (maybe)
I do believe I'm having a horrible week.