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Tonight I drove into Le Mars to get some gas, and there were two girls walking home in the rain. I thought to myself, "Geez, that sucks..... maybe I should pick them up and give them a ride home?" But then I thought to myself......
WWSCD???
What Would Simon Cowell Do?
That's right.... I punched the gas and left those girls in the dust! I mean the rain! Tee hee hee!!111!! LOLOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.......
Anyways, you've all seen the commercials on TV about adopting starving african children? Well, if you didn't know........... the money that is sent for that doesn't go for the starving african children. It is sent to the US Army to build bombs.
With that in mind, I want to tell you about a charity that will warm your little hearts. That's right.... you could adopt an Iowan boy. For the small amount of $10 per month, you can adopt me. With your donation, you will receive a picture of me (with flies on me and ribs exposed), a document showing that you've adopted me (for tax deduction reasons, and to show the d00ds at the water cooler), and we will write back and forth (this is where I write you and tell you how harsh my living conditions are so you can send me more money on top of the 10 per month). So please, take this advertisement into consideration, and waste no time. Adopt a poor ME today.
(surely it's isn't a scam........ OR IS IT????)
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WWSCD???
What Would Simon Cowell Do?
That's right.... I punched the gas and left those girls in the dust! I mean the rain! Tee hee hee!!111!! LOLOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.......
Anyways, you've all seen the commercials on TV about adopting starving african children? Well, if you didn't know........... the money that is sent for that doesn't go for the starving african children. It is sent to the US Army to build bombs.
With that in mind, I want to tell you about a charity that will warm your little hearts. That's right.... you could adopt an Iowan boy. For the small amount of $10 per month, you can adopt me. With your donation, you will receive a picture of me (with flies on me and ribs exposed), a document showing that you've adopted me (for tax deduction reasons, and to show the d00ds at the water cooler), and we will write back and forth (this is where I write you and tell you how harsh my living conditions are so you can send me more money on top of the 10 per month). So please, take this advertisement into consideration, and waste no time. Adopt a poor ME today.
(surely it's isn't a scam........ OR IS IT????)
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