I hate posting INTO THE FUCKING FUTURE i am vexxed forever and ever amen.
First sweet Frizbee game of the year.... TUESDAY JUNE 7, 2005... 4pm, at the LCHS practice fields in Le Mars Iowa! The practice fields are behind the Le Mars community High School. When you come into le mars on hwy 75, you would turn right at the first traffic light (by Super 8 motel), and follow 12th street until 3rd avenue, and turn left. Follow 5th avenue until you are PAST the high school, and turn LEFT into the parking lot. Go all the way to the end of the parking lot, and you will see me looking like the goon that I am, and you can play frisbee with me, jerks.
If you want to hear about awesome conversations....... you must talk to me about them! ha ha. I have the bestestestestest conversations. Sooo..... here are a few!
Tommi and I were at Pizza Hut in le mars, behind me is a guy and his girlfriend:
Guy: *talking about jet skiing on a nearby lake*
Girl: "But aren't you afraid of sharks?"
Guy: "Sharks don't live in lakes!"
Girl: "Oh yeah, they have to live in chlorine water!"
Guy: "They do'nt live in chlorine water either, they live in the ocean!"
Girl: "But at sea world they lived in chlorine water!"
People. Geeeeeeez.
This one is between Tommi's dad Gary and I this morning at 5 am at McDonalds drive through.
Gary: *orders*
1st McEmployee: *tells price* How are you doing today sir?
Gary: "Fine, fine."
1st McEmployee: Thank you very much, pull to the next window!
Gary and I look at eachother
Me: "Whoa.... McDonalds employees with personality! He must have finished high school!"
Gary: *laughs* I wasn't expecting that!
2nd McEmployee: *hands Gary food* Thank you very much, and have a wonderful day!
Gary: *pulls to the side* Those are the most polite McDonalds employees I've ever seen!
Me: I know! They must be properly educated.
Me: *gets out orange juice....* Wait a minute.... THOSE IDIOTS FORGOT MY STRAW! Barbarians!
Gary: *laughs*
Today at work.... little background: EJ is Philipino.......
Me: *brings lemons to table*
Old man: Hey EJ!
Old woman: That's not EJ!
Old man: Well he looks like EJ!
Old woman: No he doesn't, EJ's black!
(philipinos are NOT even close to black.......)
Anyways.... let's see..... what's happened recently..... a while ago, I got a kitty cat. I named it "Beep Beep!" It WAS the calmest kittie out of the bunch, but then the 2nd day at my house, it turned into a vicious beast (but fun!) so I renamed it "Beep Beep: The Attack Cat." Then, because of it's beauty mark on it's upper lip, I renamed it once more, "Beep Beep Monroe: The Attack Cat." I just call it Beep Beep, or Baby Kittie, cause it's mother's name is Baby.
Everlasting Embers broke up. Now you have to go find a new favorite band. Sucks to be you all.
Ummm, this weekend was fun! Saturday, Tommi and I went to a wedding reception of her brother's best friend Brady. I got to meet her brother Joey, who she always describes to me as a jerk and would hate me. Well, he yelled at me and told me to keep my penis in my pants, so for now on, I will urinate through my pants. It's rough. It was funny, he told me this about 3 times, and then I returned to where Tommi's dad was sitting, and we were talking to him, and then this guy sitting across from him notices my fly down. What irony...... Even more ironic, it rained on these people's wedding day. Fucking alanis morisette.
On Sunday, I went to Anthony's house and played Kirby's adventures with him, and then I went to Tommi's. We went to Sioux City, and bought a kite. We went to Bacon Creek,a nd there was no wind, so we played frisbee. Then we went to Los Amigos, and ate some delicious food. Then we went to her house. She had to pack, so I was just going to watch a movie. Well, I started "The Mummy," but I fell asleep shortly after starting it. So I slept from 10-2. Then Tommi, Gary, and I left for Omaha. Tommi left this morning until July... . No fun. I'm just going to play frisbee until she gets back.
Oh yes, Chewy came back. ha ha. I got home this morning at 8:15 and he was here. He was all muddy, so when I got home from work, Chewy and I took a shower together (I had my swim shorts on, perverts). It was fun because chewy was pissed at me.
LISTEN TO BEAR VS SHARK or die.
If you want to hear about awesome conversations....... you must talk to me about them! ha ha. I have the bestestestestest conversations. Sooo..... here are a few!
Tommi and I were at Pizza Hut in le mars, behind me is a guy and his girlfriend:
Guy: *talking about jet skiing on a nearby lake*
Girl: "But aren't you afraid of sharks?"
Guy: "Sharks don't live in lakes!"
Girl: "Oh yeah, they have to live in chlorine water!"
Guy: "They do'nt live in chlorine water either, they live in the ocean!"
Girl: "But at sea world they lived in chlorine water!"
People. Geeeeeeez.
This one is between Tommi's dad Gary and I this morning at 5 am at McDonalds drive through.
Gary: *orders*
1st McEmployee: *tells price* How are you doing today sir?
Gary: "Fine, fine."
1st McEmployee: Thank you very much, pull to the next window!
Gary and I look at eachother
Me: "Whoa.... McDonalds employees with personality! He must have finished high school!"
Gary: *laughs* I wasn't expecting that!
2nd McEmployee: *hands Gary food* Thank you very much, and have a wonderful day!
Gary: *pulls to the side* Those are the most polite McDonalds employees I've ever seen!
Me: I know! They must be properly educated.
Me: *gets out orange juice....* Wait a minute.... THOSE IDIOTS FORGOT MY STRAW! Barbarians!
Gary: *laughs*
Today at work.... little background: EJ is Philipino.......
Me: *brings lemons to table*
Old man: Hey EJ!
Old woman: That's not EJ!
Old man: Well he looks like EJ!
Old woman: No he doesn't, EJ's black!
(philipinos are NOT even close to black.......)
Anyways.... let's see..... what's happened recently..... a while ago, I got a kitty cat. I named it "Beep Beep!" It WAS the calmest kittie out of the bunch, but then the 2nd day at my house, it turned into a vicious beast (but fun!) so I renamed it "Beep Beep: The Attack Cat." Then, because of it's beauty mark on it's upper lip, I renamed it once more, "Beep Beep Monroe: The Attack Cat." I just call it Beep Beep, or Baby Kittie, cause it's mother's name is Baby.
Everlasting Embers broke up. Now you have to go find a new favorite band. Sucks to be you all.
Ummm, this weekend was fun! Saturday, Tommi and I went to a wedding reception of her brother's best friend Brady. I got to meet her brother Joey, who she always describes to me as a jerk and would hate me. Well, he yelled at me and told me to keep my penis in my pants, so for now on, I will urinate through my pants. It's rough. It was funny, he told me this about 3 times, and then I returned to where Tommi's dad was sitting, and we were talking to him, and then this guy sitting across from him notices my fly down. What irony...... Even more ironic, it rained on these people's wedding day. Fucking alanis morisette.
On Sunday, I went to Anthony's house and played Kirby's adventures with him, and then I went to Tommi's. We went to Sioux City, and bought a kite. We went to Bacon Creek,a nd there was no wind, so we played frisbee. Then we went to Los Amigos, and ate some delicious food. Then we went to her house. She had to pack, so I was just going to watch a movie. Well, I started "The Mummy," but I fell asleep shortly after starting it. So I slept from 10-2. Then Tommi, Gary, and I left for Omaha. Tommi left this morning until July... . No fun. I'm just going to play frisbee until she gets back.
Oh yes, Chewy came back. ha ha. I got home this morning at 8:15 and he was here. He was all muddy, so when I got home from work, Chewy and I took a shower together (I had my swim shorts on, perverts). It was fun because chewy was pissed at me.
LISTEN TO BEAR VS SHARK or die.