Cade had gone home after his bout of do-gooding in Fandom.
Okay, try again. Cade had intended to go home. He'd definitely ended up in a version of his galaxy, but it was definitely not his timeline. So he made the terrible excellent decision to find a cantina and drink until he came up with a better idea.
...and that was why he was now watching several rough-looking pirates with
blasé tree goats tucked under their (multiple) arms and texted Atton and Sparkle: I want one.
This was probably not a better idea.