23 coffins [Video]
[Undertaker is outside somewhere, smiling as he holds the PCD at arms length, just high enough to see what's behind him-- three flying pigs that are no longer able to fly away, wings clipped just so, just inside one of those holes he tends to dig so very early in the morning.]
Would anyone care to have something as close to a pig that this place can offer? It wouldn't be too hard to keep for later on when food supplies are scarce. [Wiiiiinter times.] I'm sure some of you miss that lovely taste of fresh pork~
[He's smiling widely as the device is brought down, giving the screen a little tap.]
In return I'd only ask for a few small supplies for myself, and that you come fetch it.
[The house certainly doesn't need anything, considering the two he lives with.]
Any ta~kers?
Would anyone care to have something as close to a pig that this place can offer? It wouldn't be too hard to keep for later on when food supplies are scarce. [Wiiiiinter times.] I'm sure some of you miss that lovely taste of fresh pork~
[He's smiling widely as the device is brought down, giving the screen a little tap.]
In return I'd only ask for a few small supplies for myself, and that you come fetch it.
[The house certainly doesn't need anything, considering the two he lives with.]
Any ta~kers?