WHATEVER NUMBER I AM ON coffins [Video]

[makemehrrr]

[Undertaker taps a nail against the screen, chin propped against his knuckles.]

It's a sad place where almost all laughter has dissapeared. I wonder how many of you could smile in a way that's not forced or provoked after much coaxing by now. Everything so dire for you lot, hm?

[Leaning back in his chair, leaving the PCD propped on the table.]How

Comments

[huntressrip]

A 'first-rate laugh'? Everyone's zense of humor iz different~. I find it hilarious ven zomeone tries to kill zomething zhat zhey haf no hope in killing~. Zhe looks of terror on zheir faces are delightful!

[makemehrrr]

Such is humanity, in a way, Miss Rip.

Are you settling in well? I've nearly finished your coffin, just a few minor touches are left.

[huntressrip]

I am zettling in as vell to be expected here. Hadevig haz taken to zhe kitchens for vho knows vat reason.

[She just lets the little hell cat do what she wants for now. Who care if it causes trouble later.]

Gute~. Of courze, vho knows ven I vill need it vith zhis latest game of zhe Animus playing out.

[makemehrrr]

That butler is a little strict with house rules, unless you find ways to get around his watch~ Possibly from the smell of food.

[They're all goin to get into trouble once a little Earl finds out about all of the felins in the house.]

Later than expected, sooner than you'd like, I'd imagine.

[huntressrip]

Oh~? Zhen I vill just haf to do my best to zee vat I can get away vith around here~.

[Considering Rip has yet to meet this little Master of the Butlers, Yes. They were going to be in a bit of trouble.]

Probably, but it vill be good to haf a safe place to rest during zhe day und not hide under blankets und hides.

[makemehrrr]

Small steps at first, test the water and all that.

[No one knows how much this man gets away with. There's a perk to having the people you live with giving you a wide birth and keeping away-- ahh, natural creepyness.]

I do hope it will meet to your tastes, since I'm not able to get my hands on everything I need to make it up to my usual standards exactly.

[huntressrip]

Oh~? Und vat do you zuggest I try first?

[She's curious now and its obvious this man knew what he was talking about. Rip may have just found her new best friend~.]

Oh am sure it vill~. Anyzhing vould be better zhan zhe make shift cot I vas sleeping on und zhe various blankets und hides I hid under.

[makemehrrr]

Take a small kill to your room, just be mindful not to let any blood drip on your way there.

[Fuck being told not to encourage anything bloody in the house.]

There will be a little door for your companion to come in and out of-- covered with to keep light out still, of course.

[huntressrip]

Oh~? I zhink I can manage zhat~. After all, my room, my vork zpace~.

[Of course, she's not aware of this rule of nothing bloody in the house. So~ There's no reason for her not to take a kill to her room, skin it, chop it up and feed it to her hell cat.]

Vonderful! I am sure Hadewig vill love it!

[makemehrrr]

Use a tarp if you cut into it, and be sure to not let the smell of blood escape your room.

[No one has any idea how many times he's disected something in his own room-- he did need somewhere to do it while his workshop wasn't ready yet!]

Good, good~ Perhaps a place for your weapon of hoice, hm?

[huntressrip]

[At that she grins. Of course there wouldn't be the smell of blood~.]

I zhink I can manage zhat. I feed myself vith my kills und zhe rest goes to Hadewig~.

[Though, the smell of meat was another matter~.She may have yodare's attempting to break down her door at some point.]

I vould appreciate zhat~. A holding zpot in zhe lid perhaps?

[makemehrrr]

Slowly work up from there.

[Shenanigans.]

I'll see what I can do, Miss Rip.

[huntressrip]

I vonder how long it vill take him to notice~.

[Lots of Shenanigans.]

Zhank you~! I look forvard to zeeing it ven it is done~.

[makemehrrr]

Best to keep him from notcing as long as possible-- reason I move between here and my little shop.

[Bloody shenanigans.]

You're welcome, and I do hope it meets your tastes when it is done.

[huntressrip]

Zhen perhaps I should follow your example und create a vork zpace~.

[Very bloody and possibly gory shenanigans~]

I am sure it vill~.

[makemehrrr]

I've room enough that you could use half of mine untill you are able.

[They will make Sebastian regret inviting her in?]