sb07 in brief

[makemechuckle]

highlights:
-vanity plates
-tripping
-ice cream
-real housewives of orange county
-battle for shotgun
-getting lost / turning around
-nicknames: debs, nanc, bert
-"you know what you do?"
-kroger regulars
-creepy haagen-dazs guy
-whitney's mt. ice cream
-smirnoff ice party
-giant tub of popcorn
-cops posing as construction workers..
-baby hunger
-shitty waiters, aka sean from pi-zzeria
-eating, a lot
-cross kits
-epic game of uno
-drunken irish revelers
-massive amounts of shopping
-jcrew bobbsey twins
-creepy gas station guy
-six degrees / popcorn

"ballin'!"
[when kelly paid with a $100 bill]

"do y'all dip snuff? i thought all girls in ky dipped snuff."

"this job is gay." [as he swept the floors]

---the dude at arby's in west virginia

"he's a fuckin' liar. see that man right there? he's fulla shit."
-officer chris

"oh, we're just construction workers here on vacation."
-officer bryan, soon proven to be in fact a fuckin' liar

"i do love a good serial killer."
"i do love the holocaust."
"i do love the bubonic plague. or a plague incident."
"i do love natural disasters."
--whitney