24th Blood | Marble Phantasm your heart!

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[Tonight, all around town, Mayfielders may be treated to an extremely odd sight. Those in town who actually know anything about Magical Girl shows will likely be able to understand what is going on, and will likely think it's totally and completely stupid. To those who don't, however, tonight will be the most confusing night of their lives if

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1 - 1/i'll let you know once I'm done :V

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[12am, gettin' ready at midnight
Gotta be cool, gotta hop outside,
Gotta have my Keys, gotta wear high-laced boots
Patrollin' every corner, the night is goin'
Tickin' on and on, time's still passin'
Gotta get down to the next street
Gotta make my rounds, I see---]

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[(screeching halt)--I see...]

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[What in the Lord's artificial Holy name AM I SEEING??]

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[But oh it's a cute dress... The white and blue compliment each other really nicely! Who desig-]

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[NO FOCUS, CIEL!! That hairstyle, the red eyes, the VAPID LOOK and the OVERLY HAPPY GO LUCKY AURA...]

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[It can be no one else. Who else can fuck up reality to this point, anyway?! HUFF, THIS IDIOCY HAS TO BE STOPPED!]

7/oh done

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[Yes that's right, go stand on the tallest pole in the vicinity, point indignantly and shout at her is the best way to tackle this, clearly.

No?

Well that's what she's going to be doing.]

Arcueid Brunestud, what do you think you're doing?!

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[Arcueid turns to the source of the outburst...and if you thought her smile was vapid before, you should really check this shit out.]

I do not know this Arcueid Brunestud, but please remain calm, citizen! I am simply protecting the innocent inhabitants of this sleepy little town!

[She then gives Ciel the V symbol, a few little crescent-moon shaped sparkles flying from her fingertips.]

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[*pop pop pop*

not good for her blood pressure but SHE'S A HEALTHY GIRL (no not really god knows how she digests this curry but IT WORKS??)]

That can be achieved fine without any need for you to go around in such flashy and exaggerated methods!! True Ancestor, stop playing around at once!

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I am not playing around! I am deadly serious about the protection of this town!

If you mean to stand in my way, then you must be a villain! Stand down now, or face the punishment of the Crimson Moon!

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So what's with all this now, when you've never bothered before for at least the 5 months that I know you've been here for? Drop this charade and go home, Arcueid! You'll just cause more unnecessary trouble for everyone in Mayfield!!

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Well...I couldn't do it before.

But, I know not of this Arcueid you speak, villainess! I am none other than Phantasmoon!

[Yep, enjoy that sparkle-infused pose, Ciel.]

You must truly be an enemy of love and justice! I will not allow you to meddle in this, and kill the hope of the people!

In the name of the Crimson Moon...I will punish you!

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Where are you even getting this stuff?! I'm just patrolling like I always do. Are you trying to pick a fight? Not that I care, but now you're just looking for trouble and causing it for others on purpose, all on your own! What sort of protector is that, you moronic airhead vampire?? [psst ciel

you're fighting a losing battle... u_u]

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How exactly is this causing trouble? I'm just patrolling too...except I look cuter while I'm doing it.

[Arcueid spins in a flurry of sparkles.] It's cute, isn't it?? Oh...I wonder if you're jealous or something and that's why you're mad. [It's hard to tell if she's doing this on purpose or just simply THAT airheaded...probably a little of both.]

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Well, it does look very good on y--

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--No!! That's besides the point, and I'm not jealous!! Just go home already, you're not doing anything helpful, just prancing around and confusing people!