24th Blood | Marble Phantasm your heart!

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[Tonight, all around town, Mayfielders may be treated to an extremely odd sight. Those in town who actually know anything about Magical Girl shows will likely be able to understand what is going on, and will likely think it's totally and completely stupid. To those who don't, however, tonight will be the most confusing night of their lives if

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Option 2

[doudemoe]

[Nothing creepy here. Just your average run-of-the-mill teenager with headphones, completely tuned out from the world.]

[makemebreakfast]

[Arcueid just happens to land in front of the boy from her rooftop patrols. She almost doesn't seem to notice him as she prepares to jump to a new rooftop, but stops short.

She turns to him, giving a dramatic pose with her staff, surrounded by crescent-moon shaped sparkles.]

You there! You should be careful out here at night! There could be dangerous things about!

[doudemoe]

Um...

[Have a blank look.]

[makemebreakfast]

Hey, didn't you hear me?

I know my power is stunning, but you should really listen!

[doudemoe]

[He's tempted to just walk off and ignore her...but that'd be rude. So he takes off his headphones.]

I'm listening.

[makemebreakfast]

I said there could be dangerous people about, so you should be careful at night!

Jeeze are you always this inattentive when a beautiful magical girl gives you advice? Don't you know who I am?

[doudemoe]

Can't say I have.

And it's not even night.

[makemebreakfast]

I'm the new magical girl hero of this town! I am...

[She puts together a dramatic pose, sparkles and lights surrounding her as she does so.]

Phantasmoon!!

[doudemoe]

Hmm. Nice to meet you, Phantasmoon-san.

[Said in the most nonchalant manner possible.]

[makemebreakfast]

That's it?

C'mon I'm a hero! You don't have to be so casual about it!

You can freak out a little, or ask for my autograph, it's okay.

[doudemoe]

[C'mon, you own a catgirl who's even more silent than him. Learn to read between the linefaces. :|]

[Also, have a shrug.] Whatever.

[makemebreakfast]

[If Arcueid had ever learned to read between the linefaces Len would have less reasons to get annoyed with her. Either way this wasn't Arcueid anymore, this is PHANTASMOON! That being so...it comes with it's own level of stupidity.]

I see, unresponsive to a hero, walking around at night.

I get it! You're an evildoer up to no good! [She hops backwards, taking a dainty little fighting stance.]

Then I will have to stop you, villain! In the name of the Crimson Moon, I will punish you!!

[doudemoe]

[A real-life cosplay nut, huh. He's seen many cosplayers at the cafe sure, but never one so...in-character. Should he play along?]

A villain, huh. Do I look that dark?

[makemebreakfast]

Uh...w-well, no...but you sure are acting suspicious!

[Jeeze, this kid is really throwing her off.]

Um...well I guess just identify yourself? And tell me what you're doing out here!

[doudemoe]

...Kitaro. Just out to visit my graveyard friends.

[Of course, that's not his real name, nor is he visiting friends (nor do they live in graveyards either). He wonders if she'll get the reference.]

[makemebreakfast]

Graveyard friends...what?

Oh, can you see and talk to ghosts?

[OF COURSE SHE DOESN'T GET IT. She's frequently called an "airhead vampire," and there is a good reason for it.]