[As soon as Arcueid picks up the phone, she coughs a little bit, followed immediately by a "bleh" sound.]Shiki was right! Drinking milk and lemonade will make you throw up
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Followed by something near inaudible that almost sounds like a noise of exasperation.] If you're simply bored and has absolutely nothing better to do to entertain yourself, then I suppose that there's no problem. If, however, you're trying to learn how to cook, then I'd rather have you be taught properly than cause someone else trouble by giving them food poisoning. That can kill a normal person, you know.
Then don't think of it that way. I'm simply doing this so that you won't be endangering another's life, of course. There are cookbooks in the library, and you can always go back to school and take a Home Economics class instead - starting with the beginner level, it goes without say. Well?
Follow them closely and don't get creative, and try tasting your own food before giving it to someone else. That will save everyone a lot of trouble. I'll take your word for it for the time being, but I will come over personally, the moment that I catch word of you spreading food poisoning. Is that understood? [there is something wrong about chiding Arcueid for something like cooking.
...I suppose that I am, for now. Again, follow the instructions closely, and don't put in things that shouldn't belong! I'll definitely come after you, if you fail again. [Because she has a sinking suspicion of to whom you might try to make food for again.
And you're not killing him with it under her watch. :| 20$ says she'll be over your window watching you make it, now that she knows. ......Provided that it's after her work hours.]
There are many type of food that are not made to mix. Perhaps it would be simpler for you to ask for a list of food that do mix instead.
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Otherwise I'll just have to experiment.
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This is Arc. Baby steps are necessary in order to achieve anything remotely logical.] What exactly are you trying to do?
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[Dodging the question a little? No wai.]
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Followed by something near inaudible that almost sounds like a noise of exasperation.] If you're simply bored and has absolutely nothing better to do to entertain yourself, then I suppose that there's no problem. If, however, you're trying to learn how to cook, then I'd rather have you be taught properly than cause someone else trouble by giving them food poisoning. That can kill a normal person, you know.
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I don't need help from you!
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I'll find help! And I'll go get cookbooks.
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Follow them closely and don't get creative, and try tasting your own food before giving it to someone else. That will save everyone a lot of trouble. I'll take your word for it for the time being, but I will come over personally, the moment that I catch word of you spreading food poisoning. Is that understood? [there is something wrong about chiding Arcueid for something like cooking.
'3' not gonna think too hard about that one.]
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Are you done yet? I need to go get some books.
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And you're not killing him with it under her watch. :| 20$ says she'll be over your window watching you make it, now that she knows. ......Provided that it's after her work hours.]
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[Too bad Arcueid ain't GOT no job...so it'll be during work hours :p]
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