21st Blood

[makemebreakfast]

[As soon as Arcueid picks up the phone, she coughs a little bit, followed immediately by a "bleh" sound.]Shiki was right! Drinking milk and lemonade will make you throw up

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[bbsatbyrobots]

Fish and Cake don't mix all that well.

[makemebreakfast]

Really?

Do those make you sick too? Or does it just taste horrible?

[bbsatbyrobots]

Both, actually. I was surprised when I tried it, actually, because I was sure it would taste good...

[makemebreakfast]

It sounds like it should!

Is there anything else that doesn't go well together?

[bbsatbyrobots]

Not that I can...

Oh! Don't ever change baking soda for baking power!

[makemebreakfast]

...I don't think I know what either of those are.

[bbsatbyrobots]

They're things you bake with. Accidentally mixing them up makes the food taste terrible.

[makemebreakfast]

Ohhh.

I don't...really know how to cook. But I'm trying to learn!

[bbsatbyrobots]

Either do I, but...I know how to make cucumber sandwiches! [And that's about it.]

[makemebreakfast]

I can't even make a sandwich right.

Apparently I put stuff in it that can make people sick...

[bbsatbyrobots]

Well, just ask them what they'd like on their sandwich, and make it with what they say!

[makemebreakfast]

...that's a good idea.

[bbsatbyrobots]

Mm! You're sure to get better that way!

[makemebreakfast]

Okay!

Well...thank you.