dylan is so fucking awesome

May 12, 2004 03:56

dylan: man I just brushed my teeth then ate a pack of fruit snacks
dylan: damnit
dylan: it's on accounta I masturbated and got really hungry after
dylan: oh woe is my life.
dylan: you silence humiliates me.

Auto response from heytherelucy: I'm writing a paper motherfucker!

dylan: haha you have a life.
dylan: how v. lame of you
dylan: oh well it's okay
dylan: I'm just trying to tell you maaah woooooes
dylan: lucy we ride together, we die together. BAD BOYZ 4 LYFE
dylan: I just did the best journal update ever
dylan: I have raised the bar.
dylan: god willin we gon' die together
dylan: will smith seems like a pretty cool guy huh
dylan: no really lucy read it papers are for losers who aren't too cool for school

Auto response from heytherelucy: I'm writing a paper motherfucker!

dylan: be like me
dylan: be too cool for school
dylan: girls will flock to you
dylan: as they have to me.
dylan: colors are brighter
dylan: broccoli tastes better
dylan signed off at 2:28:56 AM.
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