Two-shot: Best Friend
Title: Best Friend
Pairing: YeWook (Girl!Wook), KyuMin (Girl!Min)
Genre: Crack/Romance/Fluff
Rating: PG-13
Summary: It's supposed to be the happiest moment in Ryeowook's life, but Sungmin just had to ruin it.
Prompt: A good friend would go to the drug store to buy you a pregnancy test kit but a best friend would stand outside the bathroom door yelling, "NAME IT AFTER ME!"
Part 1
Part 2
On their way to the mall...
"Sungmin. Promise me one thing." Ryeowook, despite knowing that Sungmin's aegyo is still better than hers, resorted to puppy eyes and pouty lips in order to ensure that Yesung would survive whatever Sungmin's planned for him later.
"I won't promise anything until you've told me what you want. Now, spill." Sungmin demanded, never the one to be swayed with aegyo.
"Don't kill Yesung, please. He's done nothing wrong." Ryeowook pleaded.
"Aside from getting you pregnant? Sure, he's done nothing wrong. Don't worry too much. I promise not to kill him, though I can't assure you that I won't hurt him though. I don't want to go to jail, ergo, no killing's gonna happen today. Besides, I wouldn't want baby Sungmin here to grow up without her father, even if said father is the failest man in the world." Sungmin then started making cooing noises to Ryeowook's tummy. The cab driver could only look at the rearview mirror with shock. (He was probably thinking along the lines of "I shouldn't have stopped when the flagged. Weird kids.")
Back to the two dorks...
"Minnie says they'll be here in a few minutes. Have you called your family yet?" Kyuhyun joked.
"She won't kill. Would she?" Yesung asked, wondering how his friend could be so blase about him getting killed.
"I don't know. She can kill you, but I'm not sure if she will. I just hope Ryeowook actually wants to have your baby, else my Mini-Min-Minnie would have your head." Kyuhyun deadpanned.
"And who are you calling Mini my dear Kyugaroo?" Just at that moment Sungmin arrived, half-dragging a really pale Ryeowook.
"You're not Mini, you're perfectly bite-sized, and that's what I love about you." Kyuhyun replied, voice laced with sweetness, and an undertone of well, you know.
"I really don't want to hear this." Ryeowook winced.
"Oh Ryeowook, I didn't see you there. Why do you look so pale?" Kyuhyun inquired. He wasn't kidding though, when he said he didn't really notice Ryeowook. When you're beside a Sungmin dressed in a hot pink mini, you'd fade off into the background to, at least to Kyuhyun that is.
"It's morning sickness you idiot. Now, where's your friend a.k.a. the-root-of-all-fail?" Sungmin asked, all seriousness in her voice.
"He's right here, and I'm not the root of all fail. I just happen to be more of a fail than everyone else." Yesung answered, annoyed by how Sungmin described him.
"Right. So, here's the deal mister. Ryeowook's pregnant, and you're the dad, much to my disappointment. Your life depends on how you're gonna answer this question: are you gonna own up or are you gonna run away from your obligations?" Sungmin then proceeded to take her stance, with Kyuhyun stepping out of the way, dragging Ryeowook with him, just in case.
"Sungmin..." Ryeowook said, pretty much on the verge of tears.
"Don't interfere Wookie. If he really loves you, he'll do the right thing. Kyu, makes sure you hold her until after Yesung answers my questions, got it? Now, Yesung, what's your answer?" Sungmin prodded.
"I was hoping this would happen." Yesung stated, as if expecting all of this.
"Me threatening to kill you inside a mall, or Ryeowook getting pregnant?" Sungmin inquired, shocked to say the very least.
"Both. I love her, with all my heart. I'll marry her if that's what it would take for you not to kill me. And of course, I want our baby." Yesung then smiled at Ryeowook, the side of his eyes crinkling, as he stared at Ryeowook with a loving gaze.
"Knew you'd say that. Actually, the only thing that would stop me from killing you is if you promise to name the baby after me. Ryeowook already agreed."
"When did I..."
"Okay. You're my Wookie's best friend after all."
"Good. Go ahead and hug and kiss each other know. Kyu and I would be at the arcade if you need us." Sungmin said, noticing how Kyuhyun was getting fidgety from all the mushiness going on around him. She thought, what better way to make him feel better than by playing at the arcade. *insert Shibrows here*
And the two proceeded to do just that...
9 months later...
Sungmin and Kyuhyun entered the room where Ryeowook was currently resting, hand in hand of course.
"Hey Wookie. Feeling better?" Sungmin asked, concerned over her best friend's status. Ryeowook fell asleep immediately after giving birth, too exhausted from her long labor.
"Yes, much better. Where's Yesung?"
"Registering your baby. He'd probably be back soon."
"Speaking of the devil..." Kyuhyun said, just as Yesung entered the room carrying baby Sungmin.
"Oh my baby. Yesungie, give her to me." Ryeowook stretched her arms, ready to take her baby from her husband.
"Errr.. Wookie, before I give Sungmin to you... uhm... he's not a she. Sungmin's a boy darling."
"What?!?!? You still named our baby after Sungmin even if he's a boy?!?!?!" Ryeowook screamed.
"She threatened to castrate me!" Yesung whimpered, rather pathetically.
"Oh shut it. Boy or girl, my name's perfect for this little angel, right little Sungmin?" Sungmin then took baby Sungmin from Yesung's arms and started rocking her to sleep.
"What's up with her? Just a moment ago she was all concerned, and then she's suddenly annoyed, then nonchalant, then happy?" Ryeowook said after noticing her friend's weird behavior.
"At least you don't spend every day with her. She's been like that for the past few weeks, especially to me." Kyuhyun replied, with a sigh.
"Awww Kyu. Don't worry. It's your fault anyway." Sungmin stated, while still staring at the sleeping Sungmin in her arms.
"What do you mean it's my fault? I don't remember doing anything wrong?"
"Yeah, as far as I know, he's always been the doting boyfriend. Why he does that though, I have no idea." Yesung said.
"I'm perfectly lovable thank you very much. It's his fault I'm like this because I'm pregnant."
"WHAT?!?!?!?!" Three voices yelled in unison.
"SsssshhH!!! You'll wake little Sungmin up! And oh Kyu, I'm naming the baby after you, before you can think of weird names from those silly games you play."
A/N: Sorry for the super late post. Been feeling under the weather the past few days. :|
Pairing: YeWook (Girl!Wook), KyuMin (Girl!Min)
Genre: Crack/Romance/Fluff
Rating: PG-13
Summary: It's supposed to be the happiest moment in Ryeowook's life, but Sungmin just had to ruin it.
Prompt: A good friend would go to the drug store to buy you a pregnancy test kit but a best friend would stand outside the bathroom door yelling, "NAME IT AFTER ME!"
Part 1
Part 2
On their way to the mall...
"Sungmin. Promise me one thing." Ryeowook, despite knowing that Sungmin's aegyo is still better than hers, resorted to puppy eyes and pouty lips in order to ensure that Yesung would survive whatever Sungmin's planned for him later.
"I won't promise anything until you've told me what you want. Now, spill." Sungmin demanded, never the one to be swayed with aegyo.
"Don't kill Yesung, please. He's done nothing wrong." Ryeowook pleaded.
"Aside from getting you pregnant? Sure, he's done nothing wrong. Don't worry too much. I promise not to kill him, though I can't assure you that I won't hurt him though. I don't want to go to jail, ergo, no killing's gonna happen today. Besides, I wouldn't want baby Sungmin here to grow up without her father, even if said father is the failest man in the world." Sungmin then started making cooing noises to Ryeowook's tummy. The cab driver could only look at the rearview mirror with shock. (He was probably thinking along the lines of "I shouldn't have stopped when the flagged. Weird kids.")
Back to the two dorks...
"Minnie says they'll be here in a few minutes. Have you called your family yet?" Kyuhyun joked.
"She won't kill. Would she?" Yesung asked, wondering how his friend could be so blase about him getting killed.
"I don't know. She can kill you, but I'm not sure if she will. I just hope Ryeowook actually wants to have your baby, else my Mini-Min-Minnie would have your head." Kyuhyun deadpanned.
"And who are you calling Mini my dear Kyugaroo?" Just at that moment Sungmin arrived, half-dragging a really pale Ryeowook.
"You're not Mini, you're perfectly bite-sized, and that's what I love about you." Kyuhyun replied, voice laced with sweetness, and an undertone of well, you know.
"I really don't want to hear this." Ryeowook winced.
"Oh Ryeowook, I didn't see you there. Why do you look so pale?" Kyuhyun inquired. He wasn't kidding though, when he said he didn't really notice Ryeowook. When you're beside a Sungmin dressed in a hot pink mini, you'd fade off into the background to, at least to Kyuhyun that is.
"It's morning sickness you idiot. Now, where's your friend a.k.a. the-root-of-all-fail?" Sungmin asked, all seriousness in her voice.
"He's right here, and I'm not the root of all fail. I just happen to be more of a fail than everyone else." Yesung answered, annoyed by how Sungmin described him.
"Right. So, here's the deal mister. Ryeowook's pregnant, and you're the dad, much to my disappointment. Your life depends on how you're gonna answer this question: are you gonna own up or are you gonna run away from your obligations?" Sungmin then proceeded to take her stance, with Kyuhyun stepping out of the way, dragging Ryeowook with him, just in case.
"Sungmin..." Ryeowook said, pretty much on the verge of tears.
"Don't interfere Wookie. If he really loves you, he'll do the right thing. Kyu, makes sure you hold her until after Yesung answers my questions, got it? Now, Yesung, what's your answer?" Sungmin prodded.
"I was hoping this would happen." Yesung stated, as if expecting all of this.
"Me threatening to kill you inside a mall, or Ryeowook getting pregnant?" Sungmin inquired, shocked to say the very least.
"Both. I love her, with all my heart. I'll marry her if that's what it would take for you not to kill me. And of course, I want our baby." Yesung then smiled at Ryeowook, the side of his eyes crinkling, as he stared at Ryeowook with a loving gaze.
"Knew you'd say that. Actually, the only thing that would stop me from killing you is if you promise to name the baby after me. Ryeowook already agreed."
"When did I..."
"Okay. You're my Wookie's best friend after all."
"Good. Go ahead and hug and kiss each other know. Kyu and I would be at the arcade if you need us." Sungmin said, noticing how Kyuhyun was getting fidgety from all the mushiness going on around him. She thought, what better way to make him feel better than by playing at the arcade. *insert Shibrows here*
And the two proceeded to do just that...
9 months later...
Sungmin and Kyuhyun entered the room where Ryeowook was currently resting, hand in hand of course.
"Hey Wookie. Feeling better?" Sungmin asked, concerned over her best friend's status. Ryeowook fell asleep immediately after giving birth, too exhausted from her long labor.
"Yes, much better. Where's Yesung?"
"Registering your baby. He'd probably be back soon."
"Speaking of the devil..." Kyuhyun said, just as Yesung entered the room carrying baby Sungmin.
"Oh my baby. Yesungie, give her to me." Ryeowook stretched her arms, ready to take her baby from her husband.
"Errr.. Wookie, before I give Sungmin to you... uhm... he's not a she. Sungmin's a boy darling."
"What?!?!? You still named our baby after Sungmin even if he's a boy?!?!?!" Ryeowook screamed.
"She threatened to castrate me!" Yesung whimpered, rather pathetically.
"Oh shut it. Boy or girl, my name's perfect for this little angel, right little Sungmin?" Sungmin then took baby Sungmin from Yesung's arms and started rocking her to sleep.
"What's up with her? Just a moment ago she was all concerned, and then she's suddenly annoyed, then nonchalant, then happy?" Ryeowook said after noticing her friend's weird behavior.
"At least you don't spend every day with her. She's been like that for the past few weeks, especially to me." Kyuhyun replied, with a sigh.
"Awww Kyu. Don't worry. It's your fault anyway." Sungmin stated, while still staring at the sleeping Sungmin in her arms.
"What do you mean it's my fault? I don't remember doing anything wrong?"
"Yeah, as far as I know, he's always been the doting boyfriend. Why he does that though, I have no idea." Yesung said.
"I'm perfectly lovable thank you very much. It's his fault I'm like this because I'm pregnant."
"WHAT?!?!?!?!" Three voices yelled in unison.
"SsssshhH!!! You'll wake little Sungmin up! And oh Kyu, I'm naming the baby after you, before you can think of weird names from those silly games you play."
A/N: Sorry for the super late post. Been feeling under the weather the past few days. :|