Title: The Grandfather
Pairing: KyuMin
Side-pairings: YeWook, EunHae, KangTeuk, Hanchul, SiBum and ShinRi (Let's just pretend that Kangin, Kibum and Hankyung never really left, yes?)
Warnings: M-Preg, unbeta-ed
Rating: PG-13-15 (Unless somebody demands something and well, the rating would prolly go up)
Summary: Sungmin really didn't know any better than to rub the stupid fertility statue, he's a man after all. Who would have thought that it actually works.
Chapter 1: I told you not to touch it!
Super Junior was in Jeju island for an out of town filming for one of the music programs. While there, the boys decided that going on a little tour around the island would be fun way to relax and bond, since they haven't done that in a while due to their busy schedules.
"Leeteuk hyung, look at the kids. They're so happy." Kangin delightedly exclaimed while staring at his bandmates who are causing a raucus in the area.
"Yeah. How our managers managed to secure this location is beyond my understanding, I'm just glad that there are no fans around stalking us and screaming." Leeteuk replied while sporting a smile on his face.
The supposed umma and appa of the group are happily strolling, hand in hand of course, while said kids are off a little away in their own pairs.
"Hyukkie look! The statues here are so cute!" Donghae squealed in glee, as he starts going around the area full of statues.
"I know right! I heard they have some weird power or something. Let's call the rest and ask the guide about it." Eunhyuk replied.
"Let's go!"
The two started gathering their group members, who just went with it since they were no match for the energetic EunHae couple. As soon as all of them were together, the guide started to retell the story behind the weird looking figures.
"A long time ago, villagers here found it very hard to conceive a child, due to some unknown reason. As a result, the village's population started ageing as the replacement rate was very low. Being in dire straits, they decided to seek the help of a shaman. The shaman told them that spirits are preventing them from having a child, so he asked them to gather the biggest rock on the ocean and he sculpted a statue out of it and called it "Grandfather". The shaman told the villagers that whoever touches the statue would successfully bear and give birth to a healthy child. The statue actually worked and the villagers rejoiced. He only made one statue though, but in order to protect the secret, the villagers made replicas and only they know which is the real thing."
After finishing her story, the boys decided that it would be fun to bet on which statue is the real thing, so each pair chose a statue and touched it. However, one pair was very reluctant about the whole thing.
"Min, I don't think it's a good idea to touch it," Kyuhyun whispered to Sungmin who was about to touch one of the many statues.
"Relax Kyu. You don't actually believe the guide's story do you?" Sungmin teased."I was just trying to remove the smudge on its nose. I wonder why of all the statues, it's the only one with the dirtiest nose." Despite his seemingly nonchalant reply, Sungmin was actually hoping that it would work, since he so badly wants to have a child with Kyuhyun, even though he knows it's impossible.
"It's better to be safe than sorry." Kyu mumbled.
"I'm sure it's not this one. Besides, we're both guys anyway, so I'm sure even if it were the real thing, it wouldn't work."
"But..."
Whatever Kyuhyun was supposed to say was successfully cut by Sungmin's pout. "Now my hands are dirty."
"I told you not to touch it," Kyuhyun reprimanded with his infamous smirk.
That evening, the boys went out for dinner, and someone, named Kangin, decided that drinking soju until everyone's a little less than sober would be a great idea. For those with lower alcohol tolerance however, the amount of soju that would result in a less than sober Kyuhyun, Kangin or Kibum, was enough for them to be seriously drunk.
"Min, I told you, one shot was enough. Why did you have to finish the entire bottle?" Kyuhyun grumbled while helping Sungmin into the car.
"How many times have I told you to call me hyung?" Sungmin slurred.
"Here we go again..." Kyuhyun could only mutter under his breath.
Upon reaching the hotel, the members were in various state of undress. Eunhyuk and Donghae were practically getting it on in the car, Ryeowook and Yesung were eating each other's face up, Siwon and Kibum were seemingly cuddling although everyone else could tell that they were doing something else underneath their thick coats, and Kangin and Leeteuk actually had the decency to ask the members' permission for them to strip each other off in the car, but never actually waited for their reply.
On the other hand, Kyuhyun was cradling a sleeping Sungmin on his lap, while nursing a growing headache, and sporting a rather disturbing, caused by his groupmates antics.
Upon reaching the hotel, Kyuhyun carried Sungmin in and up to their room. sungmin woke up however when Kyuhyun laid him down on his bed.
"How did I get here?" He wondered aloud.
"I carried you in, and might I tell you that you need to lose weight." Kyuhyun complained.
"Thanks Kyu! Now as a reward..." Sungmin let his words trail off as he started crawling toward Kyuhyun with a seductive smile and that lustful glint in his eyes.
"I like the sound of that." Kyuhyun smirked and dove straight for Sungmin's lips.
A/N: Inspired by that scene with the statues from Paradise Ranch, thus the title "The Grandfather" XD
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