Holiday! Celebrate! a Happy Laura Crackfic

[flamingo55]

Have you started writing your entry for Challenge #8, Make Laura Happy with a Holiday yet? No? Well, go read The Contest Rules right now, and think of an idea.

We'll wait.

Based on a comment thread that got a little out of hand, icedteainthebag and flamingo55 decided to make good on their threat promise to write a fic based on Madonna's "Holiday". As it's not

Comments

[bsg_aussiegirl]

OMG. That was hilarious. When I read 'last night I dreamt of San Pedro' I laughed so hard my kids came running to check on me.

I can't tell you all the times I was laughing but I did particularly like the mention of Bill's average length but thick cock. LOL.

You guys have made my day. Thanks.

PS Is it sad that I knew EVERY song?

[icedteainthebag]

LOL. That made me laugh, your kid thing. Excellent. I love the idea of them singing that song to each other... it's so sexy. :)

I bet you particularly liked that mention! That, amazingly enough, was not me. I did do my fair share of Laura worship. lol.

And it is terribly sad that you knew every song.

[bsg_aussiegirl]

Hey I'm older than you. I grew up in the 80s remember.

[icedteainthebag]

My mom wouldn't let me watch Madonna videos.

[bsg_aussiegirl]

Things obviously changed somewhere along the line. I remember being about 13 when she first came to prominence and my grandparents were still alive and I was going on and on about how wonderful she was. I showed them 'Burning Up'. They were like, 'um, she's just writhing around on the ground repeating the same words over and over'. I was like, 'NO SHE'S SOOOO TALENTED!' Poor people must have been in shock.

[flamingo55]

Thank you! I cracked up every time I opened the document and saw the awesome crack my crack partner had added, and I think I freaked out my kids a couple times. But they're used to it, LOL.

You have now made MY day, so thanks!

(And no, it's not at all sad.)

[icedteainthebag]

That was the best part. You added crack, I added crack, you added more... people at work, who didn't already think I am certifiably insane for laughing at my computer screen, now think I am insane for laughing at my computer screen.