The Druff Legacy 1.1
The Next installment of the Druff's is here!
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WARNING: Sexual references, like BALLS.
44 images under le cut
In the city of Bridgeport Dan decides to practice some guitar. Maybe that will woo the non-existent women in his life?
Dan: Nope, no women in here. That sucks, cause I really hate doing the dishes...
I'd just like to point out that Dan sings in the shower. It's lovely XD! Oh, Virtuoso Sims!
Dan got a call from his agent? or someone? to "complete the circuit" for simolieons. Score!
Dan was going to make himself a Autumn Salad and then head to the gym, when Richie Striker (his boss) asks to be buzzed in unexpectedly.
Dan: Help yourself, Richie?
Richie: *stares at Dan's bed*
THAT'S NOT CREEPY.
Richie decides to watch some sports, and Dan joins him.
Dan: Those guys really gotta keep in shape for their work, right Richie?
Richie Shhh! You're totally going to jinx my team by talking! +
Dan: Sorry.
Richie: Oh whats the point?! This is so exhausting!
Dan: So since the game is over, can I ask you for your autograph?
Richie: Fine.
And then Dan takes a picture of him with his cell. This is totally normal behavior?
Dan: OMGOMGOMG, they're is a 4-Star celebrity in my apartment! Must take photos for unborn children to see!
-I'd like to note here that even though they're friends, Dan never got the chance to "impress" Richie, so he has no celebrity points-
So Dan finally gets to go to the gym after Richie leaves, but instead of working out he meets another celebrity Renee Littler and asks for her autograph.
Dan: *is totally star struck*
Lola Belle: BOOO! YOU SUCK, RENEE.
Emo kid: *being emo*
Dan: So I totally want some star points, so how about that Athletic skill, huh? I got like 1 bar of it :)
Renee: Nahh, thats really uninteresting actually...
Working out, working out...
I find this exercise to be too cute/ridiculous to actually improve muscle mass, but hey...
Yay, simoleons!
Dan still sings in the shower in pubic. This child is not pleased.
The next night, Dans off for another attempt at finding a mate, so off to the Sports bar!
The place is dead, but Dan doesnt even have to go in for a good time, he soon finds out.
Dan: So what do you do here, besides look beautiful?
Bouncer: I'm a bouncer, genius.
Dan soon finds out the lovely lady, named Brigid Steele, is SINGLE. Hallelujah!
Hopeless romantic love!
Dan: Are you feeling, what I'm feeling, Bridge-Ed?
Brigid: Totally, you are smokin'!
They were like all over each other...s hands... that's as much touchy/feely you can get with a Bouncer on duty I guess, teehee
Dan suddenly got the urge to go to the graveyard
But when he got there he got all whiny pants about being tired... not creeped out or anything, pshhh...
The next day after work, Dan trys to get a hold of Brigid, but always, ALWAYS catches her while she's at work... Sad Dan is sad :(
Dan heads to the sports bar again, hoping to see his Love Interest, Brigid...
But gets dry-humped by this random women in the elevator! GRAPHIC D:
Meanwhile, Brigid is hoping for a engagement ring?! She knows how these legacies work.
Brigid: I know it may not look like it, but I am totally happy to see you, Dan.
Dan: You like sports, yes? I need a spouse who likes sports toooooo...
Brigid: *totally loves balls*
Dan: Omg, I love me some balls too!
(I KNEW it!)
Brigid: *goes back to Bouncing*
Dan: Brig is SRS BSNS.
Dan goes in for the kiss, they've hung out (at her work) so long, they gotta be in kissing territory by now, right?
REJECTED.
Dan: I don't understand, *sobs* I'm trying so hard to get this legacy started *cry* and YOU won't even kiss me! Wahh!
Brigid: There, there, shhh... It's just not our time. Or like, ever. Never.
Dan: I tired! Waaahh!
Aaaand then she goes back to being stern faced. I give up on Brigid. Hopefully Dan understands. :(
I finally fulfilled Dan's Want to Throw a Party, and invites all 4 people he knows, Brigid, his boss Richie Striker, Romeo Rake, and someone else who didn't come to his party.
Only Romeo and Richie come over, another SAUSAGE FEST FOR YOUR FACE.
Dan: I'm so excited! WOOO! ARE YOU EXCITED ROMEO?!!!
Romeo: Um... not really, Dan.
Buzzzzzz-killlll...
After about a sim-hour and a half, they started scattering like roaches, or like the people who work at the Best Buy by my house, party OVER. Dan is sad again...
Dan: "Modest success" isn't a "Great Party," now is it? :(
Thanks for reading! More parts coming soon! Will Dan ever find a mate??? THAT is the question I am even asking!
Archive
WARNING: Sexual references, like BALLS.
44 images under le cut
In the city of Bridgeport Dan decides to practice some guitar. Maybe that will woo the non-existent women in his life?
Dan: Nope, no women in here. That sucks, cause I really hate doing the dishes...
I'd just like to point out that Dan sings in the shower. It's lovely XD! Oh, Virtuoso Sims!
Dan got a call from his agent? or someone? to "complete the circuit" for simolieons. Score!
Dan was going to make himself a Autumn Salad and then head to the gym, when Richie Striker (his boss) asks to be buzzed in unexpectedly.
Dan: Help yourself, Richie?
Richie: *stares at Dan's bed*
THAT'S NOT CREEPY.
Richie decides to watch some sports, and Dan joins him.
Dan: Those guys really gotta keep in shape for their work, right Richie?
Richie Shhh! You're totally going to jinx my team by talking! +
Dan: Sorry.
Richie: Oh whats the point?! This is so exhausting!
Dan: So since the game is over, can I ask you for your autograph?
Richie: Fine.
And then Dan takes a picture of him with his cell. This is totally normal behavior?
Dan: OMGOMGOMG, they're is a 4-Star celebrity in my apartment! Must take photos for unborn children to see!
-I'd like to note here that even though they're friends, Dan never got the chance to "impress" Richie, so he has no celebrity points-
So Dan finally gets to go to the gym after Richie leaves, but instead of working out he meets another celebrity Renee Littler and asks for her autograph.
Dan: *is totally star struck*
Lola Belle: BOOO! YOU SUCK, RENEE.
Emo kid: *being emo*
Dan: So I totally want some star points, so how about that Athletic skill, huh? I got like 1 bar of it :)
Renee: Nahh, thats really uninteresting actually...
Working out, working out...
I find this exercise to be too cute/ridiculous to actually improve muscle mass, but hey...
Yay, simoleons!
Dan still sings in the shower in pubic. This child is not pleased.
The next night, Dans off for another attempt at finding a mate, so off to the Sports bar!
The place is dead, but Dan doesnt even have to go in for a good time, he soon finds out.
Dan: So what do you do here, besides look beautiful?
Bouncer: I'm a bouncer, genius.
Dan soon finds out the lovely lady, named Brigid Steele, is SINGLE. Hallelujah!
Hopeless romantic love!
Dan: Are you feeling, what I'm feeling, Bridge-Ed?
Brigid: Totally, you are smokin'!
They were like all over each other...s hands... that's as much touchy/feely you can get with a Bouncer on duty I guess, teehee
Dan suddenly got the urge to go to the graveyard
But when he got there he got all whiny pants about being tired... not creeped out or anything, pshhh...
The next day after work, Dan trys to get a hold of Brigid, but always, ALWAYS catches her while she's at work... Sad Dan is sad :(
Dan heads to the sports bar again, hoping to see his Love Interest, Brigid...
But gets dry-humped by this random women in the elevator! GRAPHIC D:
Meanwhile, Brigid is hoping for a engagement ring?! She knows how these legacies work.
Brigid: I know it may not look like it, but I am totally happy to see you, Dan.
Dan: You like sports, yes? I need a spouse who likes sports toooooo...
Brigid: *totally loves balls*
Dan: Omg, I love me some balls too!
(I KNEW it!)
Brigid: *goes back to Bouncing*
Dan: Brig is SRS BSNS.
Dan goes in for the kiss, they've hung out (at her work) so long, they gotta be in kissing territory by now, right?
REJECTED.
Dan: I don't understand, *sobs* I'm trying so hard to get this legacy started *cry* and YOU won't even kiss me! Wahh!
Brigid: There, there, shhh... It's just not our time. Or like, ever. Never.
Dan: I tired! Waaahh!
Aaaand then she goes back to being stern faced. I give up on Brigid. Hopefully Dan understands. :(
I finally fulfilled Dan's Want to Throw a Party, and invites all 4 people he knows, Brigid, his boss Richie Striker, Romeo Rake, and someone else who didn't come to his party.
Only Romeo and Richie come over, another SAUSAGE FEST FOR YOUR FACE.
Dan: I'm so excited! WOOO! ARE YOU EXCITED ROMEO?!!!
Romeo: Um... not really, Dan.
Buzzzzzz-killlll...
After about a sim-hour and a half, they started scattering like roaches, or like the people who work at the Best Buy by my house, party OVER. Dan is sad again...
Dan: "Modest success" isn't a "Great Party," now is it? :(
Thanks for reading! More parts coming soon! Will Dan ever find a mate??? THAT is the question I am even asking!