"We're moving forward but holding ourselves back and we're waiting on something will never come."
I had an interesting night.
And fun.
About 8 or so, I went to the 11th floor of my dorm with my friends John, Brett, and Tony, because they were doing some safe sex game show thing. Well, since the guys already on the team were from our floor we joined them. It turned out to be a guys v. girl family feud-esque trivial thing. However, instead of a buzzer, we had to use a vibrator to "buzz in" on a wooden table. Fun stuff. So after about 10 or so questions, it was me against this girl, and the question was "Name three types of sex." She quickly buzzed in and said, of course "Oral, Anal, and Vaginal." Which is right. I then said "I thought you meant positions.. like.. ya know reverse cowgirl or missionary." Which of course cracked up the entire room. Then it was to the lightning round. Where each member faced one of the oposite team, and had to put a condom on a wooden dildo while wearing
"beer goggles" to simulate being drunk. Needless to say, I won. I did it in about literally 4 sec. And to avoid fucking up, I did it with my eyes closed. I ROCK. I had the fastest time of all of the guys and girls. So aparently, I'm good with condoms. Which, I guess, is a good thing.
So the guys team eventually won, and we got free condoms and a dancing penis wearing a condom as a hat. FUN NIGHT. So now I have a bunch of free condoms (which I'll probably never end up using) and a dancing penis.
Then it was watching the Red Sox game with my boys. Fun stuff. The Sox rock so hard.
Game 7 tom. night. Rock. On.
I'm feeling better too. I was really, really emo last night/ ths morning as you can tell from my last post. But, of course, I am feeling those things.
And fun.
About 8 or so, I went to the 11th floor of my dorm with my friends John, Brett, and Tony, because they were doing some safe sex game show thing. Well, since the guys already on the team were from our floor we joined them. It turned out to be a guys v. girl family feud-esque trivial thing. However, instead of a buzzer, we had to use a vibrator to "buzz in" on a wooden table. Fun stuff. So after about 10 or so questions, it was me against this girl, and the question was "Name three types of sex." She quickly buzzed in and said, of course "Oral, Anal, and Vaginal." Which is right. I then said "I thought you meant positions.. like.. ya know reverse cowgirl or missionary." Which of course cracked up the entire room. Then it was to the lightning round. Where each member faced one of the oposite team, and had to put a condom on a wooden dildo while wearing
"beer goggles" to simulate being drunk. Needless to say, I won. I did it in about literally 4 sec. And to avoid fucking up, I did it with my eyes closed. I ROCK. I had the fastest time of all of the guys and girls. So aparently, I'm good with condoms. Which, I guess, is a good thing.
So the guys team eventually won, and we got free condoms and a dancing penis wearing a condom as a hat. FUN NIGHT. So now I have a bunch of free condoms (which I'll probably never end up using) and a dancing penis.
Then it was watching the Red Sox game with my boys. Fun stuff. The Sox rock so hard.
Game 7 tom. night. Rock. On.
I'm feeling better too. I was really, really emo last night/ ths morning as you can tell from my last post. But, of course, I am feeling those things.